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dad: thanks son! I really needed this today, the boys at work were making fun of my long legs again. what did you call it? :)
scientist: uhā¦
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scientist: hey dad, I discovered a new spider today! and I named it after you
dad: thanks son! I really needed this today, the boys at work were making fun of my long legs again. what did you call it? :)
scientist: uhā¦

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Women who are beyond done with all of this shit.
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When I look at this I feel like it should be something from 100 years ago but this is really going on right now
someone: you donāt have to change yourself for me :)
me: listen, my guy, I have a different fabricated personality for every person in my life, so if you have any critiques lmk
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me laying in bed at night thinking about how ugly i am

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how fucked up is it that in our generation a good chunk of relatable comedic content is about how much we hate life, dread living, and want to die? say a joke like that in front of somebody from an older generation though and they will go on a tangent about how you shouldnāt say stuff like that and you should be happy for the life you live.
Exo/bts reaction to when they try to give you (their gf) a surprise kiss on the cheek but you suddenly turn your head towards them and it ends up being an accidental kiss on the lips?
Ha~ Hereās the BTS reaction~
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Minseok:Ā *wasnāt expecting that outcome but doesnāt complain*
Luhan: *when she starts making a fuss* āOh my god, youāre my girlfriend for a reasonā
Yifan: *she keeps on saying that it was all part of his plan to kiss her*
Joonmyeon: āWe probably shouldnāt do that again⦠Can we?ā
Yixing: *embarrassed at the accident*
Baekhyun:
Jongdae: āItās not like you didnāt want me to kiss you anyway!ā
Chanyeol: āIām sorry, but itās not like I didnāt li⦠Nevermind, Iāll just say Iām sorryā
Kyungsoo: *drinks his water to distract him from talking about it*
Zitao: āI didnāt mean to, I swear I didnātā
Jongin: *extremely embarrassed*
Sehun: āOh my gosh, itās not like weāre in a relationship where we can do thatā
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Bts and Exo reaction when they heard your ex-boyfriend told you to break up with your boyfriend which is the members because your ex-boyfriend still love you. Thankiee~
Yes~ Hereās the BTS reaction~
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Sehun: āIāll have you know Iām up to my wits end with this guyā
Jongin: *canāt believe the lengths this guy is taking*
Zitao: *gets angry at the mention of his name*
Kyungsoo: āIām gonna kill himā
Chanyeol: *starts laughing after he reads all the texts he spammed her with*
Jongdae:
Baekhyun: āYou wanna die?!ā
Yixing: āHe shouldnāt even be contacting you if youāre not in a relationship! What is this?ā
Joonmyeon: āBlock his number before I call someone to make him not be able to have another phone for the rest of his lifeā
Yifan: *not even phased by the little attempts to break up his relationship*
Luhan: *not planning on dealing with that at all*
Minseok: āGive me the word and Iāll take care of this real quickā
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hello~ a BTS/EXO reaction when you (their crush) keeps on going on of how her crush is a perfect guy in front of them. I hope thats not confusing><
That makes perfect sense lol Hereās the BTS reaction~
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Sehun: āJust stop with all of this āhimā talk, canāt you tell Iām annoyed?ā
Jongin:Ā
Zitao: *keeps his cool on the outside but on the inside heās like*
Kyungsoo: *couldnāt care less*
Chanyeol: āJust wait until Dara notices meā
Jongdae: *after 2 minutes of her talking about him*
Baekhyun: āAre you really gonna read me a novel about him again?ā
Yixing: *canāt believe heās hearing the same thing again*
Joonmyeon: āBy how much you talk about him, I would know enough to be his best friendā
Yifan: *not even impressed by everything sheās saying about him*
Luhan: āOh look, thereās something just at this moment thatās more interesting then you talking about this guyā
Minseok:
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BTS/EXO reaction to you sleeping in a loose big shirt and tiny shorts?
Hereās the BTSĀ reaction~
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Minseok: *wasnāt expecting that*
Luhan: āYou might get cold, should I accompany you to keep you warm?ā
Yifan: *shocked when he thought she was only wearing the big sweatshirt*
Joonmyeon: Him: āWhy are you wearing so little?ā
Her: āItās normal for meā
Him: āIs it also normal for me to watch you give yourself a cold?ā
Her: āOk, Iāll put on some sweatsā
Yixing: āYouāre wearing that? Are you asking to get sick?ā
Baekhyun: āLooks like itās finally time that weāre spicing it upā
Jongdae: *starts laughing* āI would rather see you warm than more of your skinā
Chanyeol: *canāt stop staring at her legs*
Kyungsoo: āAnd youāre sure youāre not going to get cold?Ā Okayā
Zitao: *tries to hide the fact that he likes her choice of clothing*
Jongin: *tries persuading her to put on more clothes*
Sehun: āI planned on using the extra blanket so hopefully you donāt get coldā
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Can i have a BTS reaction to you asking them to say 'I Love You' but in front of all the members ? ^^
Seokjin: āYou guys better not laugh, Iām seriousā
Yoongi: *laughs afterwards from embarrassment*
Hoseok: *says it happily, gestures and all*
Namjoon: āI love you. I donāt know why I needed to say it again thoughā
Jimin: *canāt deal with the pressure of being in front of everyone*
Taehyung: āEveryone knows it, but Iāll say since you want me toā
Jungkook: *tries hiding due to embarrassment*
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can you do the first kiss "scenarios" you did with exo for BTS
Yes~Ā
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Seokjin: CONFIDENT. I think itās because heās the oldest, but I think Jinnie would be confident in approaching a girl for the first kiss. We all joke about how awkward he is, but he is 21 years old, and if heās around a girl I think heāll naturally step it up a bit.
Yoongi: SWEET. I literally donāt see anything that would describe his approaching the first kiss. I think that it would be a littleĀ out of the blue, but he would think about it every now and then, and then it would be short and sweet. *Iām actually picturing Dalbongās kisses with Seoul after the first 2 in What Happens To My Family? You can watch on KBS YT just in case*
Hoseok: SENTIMENTAL. I can see him kissing his girlfriend after showing him a dance he choreographed himself for days straight, or a rap/ song he was trying to make better, and after a while, he would just kiss her because it felt right.
Namjoon: CALM. With a little of Seokjinās confidence, I think that he would force his nervousness down to not make anything bad happen. He would clear his mind and ask if it was ok before doing anything.
Jimin: NERVOUS. Jiminnie⦠Would definitely worry too much, asking too many questions, making sure his breath doesnāt stink, wondering if it was the right place or not. But he would be reassured by his girlfriend that he would be fine.
Taehyung: PLAYFUL. I donāt see Tae as someone who would get nervous over kissing someone, because he would have really had gotten to know her. I think he would joke and stuff before getting serious and kissing her.
Jungkook: SHY. Since heās the youngest and doesnāt have that much experience, I think he would get really shy. Only a bit nervous would be mixed in, but he would start giggling and fiddling with his hands, and his girlfriend would most likely take over instead.Ā
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Can I get a BTS reaction when you become his manager and they try to get your attention because you secretly love. please :3
Here you go~
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Jungkook: *acts childish to keep your attention on him*
Taehyung: *gives you hearts whenever no one is looking*
Jimin: āCome check out this dance, I think you would be able to help me finish itā
Namjoon: āGo on a date with me already! Iām sure if you put on a wig, itāll be ok!ā
Hoseok: *when she asks if heās going to lay off a little for the sake of their secret relationship*
Yoongi: āBe prepared. If, and when, I push you out of this job, we can actually go on dates againā
Seokjin: *winks constantly*
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Seokjin: āAnd you didnāt even think to tell your best friend there was someoneā
Yoongi:
Hoseok: āTell me this isnāt what I think it isā
Namjoon: *the thoughts of you with someone is actually shocking*
Jimin: *yellow cards all that*
Taehyung: āI thought we promised to tell each other if there was someone in the pictureā
Jungkook: āThis⦠doesnāt this happen when you get⦠you would tell me youāre in a relationship right?ā
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BTS reaction to when their crush pecks them on the cheek because they helped her with something? :P
Seokjin: āYou know Iāll take kisses without doing work, just putting that out thereā
Yoongi: *plans on helping her more often*
Hoseok: *overreacts about it for hours*
Namjoon: āThatās all it takes? You shouldāve told me earlierā
Jimin: āYou didnāt⦠I mean I didnāt⦠You didnāt have toā¦ā
Taehyung: *approves of that as a thanks*
Jungkook:
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Jungkook: *his happiness canāt be contained*
Taehyung: *tries saying good pickup lines to her when he sees her afterwards*
Jimin: āDoes this mean I can hit her up on kakaotalk now?ā
Namjoon: *has a happy dance of his own*
Hoseok: āIs this real life? Is she trying to play a trick on me? This canāt be realā
Yoongi: āYou know, I actually see a couple happening between a certain two people, but thatās my assumptionsā
Seokjin: *canāt believe his luck*
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hello~ a BTS/EXO reaction when you (their crush) keeps on going on of how her crush is a perfect guy in front of them. I hope thats not confusing><
That makes perfect sense lol Hereās the BTS reaction~
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Sehun: āJust stop with all of this āhimā talk, canāt you tell Iām annoyed?ā
Jongin:Ā
Zitao: *keeps his cool on the outside but on the inside heās like*
Kyungsoo: *couldnāt care less*
Chanyeol: āJust wait until Dara notices meā
Jongdae: *after 2 minutes of her talking about him*
Baekhyun: āAre you really gonna read me a novel about him again?ā
Yixing: *canāt believe heās hearing the same thing again*
Joonmyeon: āBy how much you talk about him, I would know enough to be his best friendā
Yifan: *not even impressed by everything sheās saying about him*
Luhan: āOh look, thereās something just at this moment thatās more interesting then you talking about this guyā
Minseok:
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