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Me to my anxiety : can u like calm down these people don’t even think about you Depression : ever Me: that’s not what I meant

people who actually got to party to the songs that came out in 2009-2010 are so lucky too bad i was eleven

like imagine pulling up to a house party and hearing dynamite by taio cruz blasting i’d lose my fucking mind

I had a dream conservative christians were trying to install septic tanks of milk on playgrounds everywhere for kids to drink out of like hamsters and i asked if there would be any almond milk everyone got really fucking mad at me

im starting a gang and we’re gonna go out and destroy every golf course. rip up all the grass and replace it with native plants and fruit trees and shit. we move at midnight be there or be a casualty of the revolution

adulthood really does hit you like a fucking truck when you spent all of your teenage years thinking you were gonna kill yourself eventually,

self driving cars aren’t even hard to make lol just program it not to hit stuff

Today a girl in my class got told off for her skirt being too short or whatever and was told the usual “distraction for the boys” bs and she deadass stood up, looked this sexist teacher in the eye, and said “but it’s the girls I’m trying to impress sir” and if that ain’t a lesbian queen I don’t know what is

dissociating is kinda like: sorry, i’m not feeling well at all to the point where i’m not exactly here, please leave a message and someone will get back at you eventually

Sick of nerds, the jocks tried to warn us