Spade Schmidt (Son of Jack the Clown)

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Since when do you eat with us, dad?

Spadey you and your sister need to decide what y’all wanna eat

STOP PUTTIN ME IN THESE GROUP CHATS

shit not again

Shuddup Spade and get ur ass out here and help me with this stupid ferris wheel it’s busted again!! And wtf do we want for dinner??

FUNNEL CAAAAAKE 🥺👀

Maybe she decided. Also no Candy, how about steak? Bloody

Jack i’m not in yalls family stop texting me

I don’t care, bozo and his bimbo annoy me

good point

bring your pooch over with ya! dog meat with bbq sauce is pretty good even deep fried 😈🍴

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU MAN?!? 🖕🖕🖕 KEEP YOUR CARNIE ASS AWAY FROM MY DOG!!

Jack Schmidt! Don’t be mean to Princess!

Wwhyyu didd youu textt Meer thus jack?$)2

Shit I added Caine on accident! Kick him kick him kick him!! 🔨

I just ate funnel cake

You guys want chinese take out? 🥡🥢🥠

Ugh.... this is why I ignore family conversations. Leave my ass out of it ok

He’s just bitter cuz I’m making him paint the ferris wheel don’t mind him #teenangst

No. I. Am. Not. Jack!!! And why even bother with that stupid wheel, it gets broken often

Respect the wheel son and maybe one day you’re twerpy little mug will get plastered up there like your old man’s is. Damn I love lookin at myself on that wheel. It’s the cherry on top of the whole carnival of I do say so myself! 🤡

WHO TF ADDED ME BACK IN

I did... get use to it cousin. 

Not your cousin, i’m dating your uncle. Also screw you yah twerp

oh... forgive me than Auntie Spikey :P

I hate these clowns...

Need I remind you that you are dating one? Oh ya, no need too bc apperently the reality failed to go through your tiny mind

Someone shut this kid up before I pop his head like a ZIT

Go ahead try. My mom will get to you faster than a Cheetah killing a striped horse

Since when do you eat with us, dad?

Spadey you and your sister need to decide what y’all wanna eat

STOP PUTTIN ME IN THESE GROUP CHATS

shit not again

Shuddup Spade and get ur ass out here and help me with this stupid ferris wheel it’s busted again!! And wtf do we want for dinner??

FUNNEL CAAAAAKE 🥺👀

Maybe she decided. Also no Candy, how about steak? Bloody

Jack i’m not in yalls family stop texting me

I don’t care, bozo and his bimbo annoy me

good point

bring your pooch over with ya! dog meat with bbq sauce is pretty good even deep fried 😈🍴

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU MAN?!? 🖕🖕🖕 KEEP YOUR CARNIE ASS AWAY FROM MY DOG!!

Jack Schmidt! Don’t be mean to Princess!

Wwhyyu didd youu textt Meer thus jack?$)2

Shit I added Caine on accident! Kick him kick him kick him!! 🔨

I just ate funnel cake

You guys want chinese take out? 🥡🥢🥠

Ugh.... this is why I ignore family conversations. Leave my ass out of it ok

He’s just bitter cuz I’m making him paint the ferris wheel don’t mind him #teenangst

No. I. Am. Not. Jack!!! And why even bother with that stupid wheel, it gets broken often

Respect the wheel son and maybe one day you’re twerpy little mug will get plastered up there like your old man’s is. Damn I love lookin at myself on that wheel. It’s the cherry on top of the whole carnival of I do say so myself! 🤡

WHO TF ADDED ME BACK IN

I did... get use to it cousin. 

Not your cousin, i’m dating your uncle. Also screw you yah twerp

oh... forgive me than Auntie Spikey :P

I hate these clowns...

Need I remind you that you are dating one? Oh ya, no need too bc apperently the reality failed to go through your tiny mind

Someone shut this kid up before I pop his head like a ZIT

Go ahead try. My mom will get to you faster than a Cheetah killing a striped horse

Since when do you eat with us, dad?

Spadey you and your sister need to decide what y’all wanna eat

STOP PUTTIN ME IN THESE GROUP CHATS

shit not again

Shuddup Spade and get ur ass out here and help me with this stupid ferris wheel it’s busted again!! And wtf do we want for dinner??

FUNNEL CAAAAAKE 🥺👀

Maybe she decided. Also no Candy, how about steak? Bloody

Jack i’m not in yalls family stop texting me

I don’t care, bozo and his bimbo annoy me

good point

bring your pooch over with ya! dog meat with bbq sauce is pretty good even deep fried 😈🍴

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU MAN?!? 🖕🖕🖕 KEEP YOUR CARNIE ASS AWAY FROM MY DOG!!

Jack Schmidt! Don’t be mean to Princess!

Wwhyyu didd youu textt Meer thus jack?$)2

Shit I added Caine on accident! Kick him kick him kick him!! 🔨

I just ate funnel cake

You guys want chinese take out? 🥡🥢🥠

Ugh.... this is why I ignore family conversations. Leave my ass out of it ok

He’s just bitter cuz I’m making him paint the ferris wheel don’t mind him #teenangst

No. I. Am. Not. Jack!!! And why even bother with that stupid wheel, it gets broken often

Respect the wheel son and maybe one day you’re twerpy little mug will get plastered up there like your old man’s is. Damn I love lookin at myself on that wheel. It’s the cherry on top of the whole carnival of I do say so myself! 🤡

WHO TF ADDED ME BACK IN

I did... get use to it cousin. 

Not your cousin, i’m dating your uncle. Also screw you yah twerp

oh... forgive me than Auntie Spikey :P

I hate these clowns...

Need I remind you that you are dating one? Oh ya, no need too bc apperently the reality failed to go through your tiny mind

Since when do you eat with us, dad?

Spadey you and your sister need to decide what y’all wanna eat

STOP PUTTIN ME IN THESE GROUP CHATS

shit not again

Shuddup Spade and get ur ass out here and help me with this stupid ferris wheel it’s busted again!! And wtf do we want for dinner??

FUNNEL CAAAAAKE 🥺👀

Maybe she decided. Also no Candy, how about steak? Bloody

Jack i’m not in yalls family stop texting me

I don’t care, bozo and his bimbo annoy me

good point

bring your pooch over with ya! dog meat with bbq sauce is pretty good even deep fried 😈🍴

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU MAN?!? 🖕🖕🖕 KEEP YOUR CARNIE ASS AWAY FROM MY DOG!!

Jack Schmidt! Don’t be mean to Princess!

Wwhyyu didd youu textt Meer thus jack?$)2

Shit I added Caine on accident! Kick him kick him kick him!! 🔨

I just ate funnel cake

You guys want chinese take out? 🥡🥢🥠

Ugh.... this is why I ignore family conversations. Leave my ass out of it ok

He’s just bitter cuz I’m making him paint the ferris wheel don’t mind him #teenangst

No. I. Am. Not. Jack!!! And why even bother with that stupid wheel, it gets broken often

Respect the wheel son and maybe one day you’re twerpy little mug will get plastered up there like your old man’s is. Damn I love lookin at myself on that wheel. It’s the cherry on top of the whole carnival of I do say so myself! 🤡

WHO TF ADDED ME BACK IN

I did... get use to it cousin. 

Not your cousin, i’m dating your uncle. Also screw you yah twerp

oh... forgive me than Auntie Spikey :P

Since when do you eat with us, dad?

Spadey you and your sister need to decide what y’all wanna eat

STOP PUTTIN ME IN THESE GROUP CHATS

shit not again

Shuddup Spade and get ur ass out here and help me with this stupid ferris wheel it’s busted again!! And wtf do we want for dinner??

FUNNEL CAAAAAKE 🥺👀

Maybe she decided. Also no Candy, how about steak? Bloody

Jack i’m not in yalls family stop texting me

I don’t care, bozo and his bimbo annoy me

good point

bring your pooch over with ya! dog meat with bbq sauce is pretty good even deep fried 😈🍴

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU MAN?!? 🖕🖕🖕 KEEP YOUR CARNIE ASS AWAY FROM MY DOG!!

Jack Schmidt! Don’t be mean to Princess!

Wwhyyu didd youu textt Meer thus jack?$)2

Shit I added Caine on accident! Kick him kick him kick him!! 🔨

I just ate funnel cake

You guys want chinese take out? 🥡🥢🥠

Ugh.... this is why I ignore family conversations. Leave my ass out of it ok

He’s just bitter cuz I’m making him paint the ferris wheel don’t mind him #teenangst

No. I. Am. Not. Jack!!! And why even bother with that stupid wheel, it gets broken often

Respect the wheel son and maybe one day you’re twerpy little mug will get plastered up there like your old man’s is. Damn I love lookin at myself on that wheel. It’s the cherry on top of the whole carnival of I do say so myself! 🤡

WHO TF ADDED ME BACK IN

I did... get use to it cousin. 

Since when do you eat with us, dad?

Spadey you and your sister need to decide what y’all wanna eat

STOP PUTTIN ME IN THESE GROUP CHATS

shit not again

Shuddup Spade and get ur ass out here and help me with this stupid ferris wheel it’s busted again!! And wtf do we want for dinner??

FUNNEL CAAAAAKE 🥺👀

Maybe she decided. Also no Candy, how about steak? Bloody

Jack i’m not in yalls family stop texting me

I don’t care, bozo and his bimbo annoy me

good point

bring your pooch over with ya! dog meat with bbq sauce is pretty good even deep fried 😈🍴

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU MAN?!? 🖕🖕🖕 KEEP YOUR CARNIE ASS AWAY FROM MY DOG!!

Jack Schmidt! Don’t be mean to Princess!

Wwhyyu didd youu textt Meer thus jack?$)2

Shit I added Caine on accident! Kick him kick him kick him!! 🔨

I just ate funnel cake

You guys want chinese take out? 🥡🥢🥠

Ugh.... this is why I ignore family conversations. Leave my ass out of it ok

He’s just bitter cuz I’m making him paint the ferris wheel don’t mind him #teenangst

No. I. Am. Not. Jack!!! And why even bother with that stupid wheel, it gets broken often

Respect the wheel son and maybe one day you’re twerpy little mug will get plastered up there like your old man’s is. Damn I love lookin at myself on that wheel. It’s the cherry on top of the whole carnival of I do say so myself! 🤡

Since when do you eat with us, dad?

Spadey you and your sister need to decide what y’all wanna eat

STOP PUTTIN ME IN THESE GROUP CHATS

shit not again

Shuddup Spade and get ur ass out here and help me with this stupid ferris wheel it’s busted again!! And wtf do we want for dinner??

FUNNEL CAAAAAKE 🥺👀

Maybe she decided. Also no Candy, how about steak? Bloody

Jack i’m not in yalls family stop texting me

I don’t care, bozo and his bimbo annoy me

good point

bring your pooch over with ya! dog meat with bbq sauce is pretty good even deep fried 😈🍴

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU MAN?!? 🖕🖕🖕 KEEP YOUR CARNIE ASS AWAY FROM MY DOG!!

Jack Schmidt! Don’t be mean to Princess!

Wwhyyu didd youu textt Meer thus jack?$)2

Shit I added Caine on accident! Kick him kick him kick him!! 🔨

I just ate funnel cake

You guys want chinese take out? 🥡🥢🥠

Ugh.... this is why I ignore family conversations. Leave my ass out of it ok

He’s just bitter cuz I’m making him paint the ferris wheel don’t mind him #teenangst

No. I. Am. Not. Jack!!! And why even bother with that stupid wheel, it gets broken often

Since when do you eat with us, dad?

Spadey you and your sister need to decide what y’all wanna eat

STOP PUTTIN ME IN THESE GROUP CHATS

shit not again

Shuddup Spade and get ur ass out here and help me with this stupid ferris wheel it’s busted again!! And wtf do we want for dinner??

FUNNEL CAAAAAKE 🥺👀

Maybe she decided. Also no Candy, how about steak? Bloody

Jack i’m not in yalls family stop texting me

I don’t care, bozo and his bimbo annoy me

good point

bring your pooch over with ya! dog meat with bbq sauce is pretty good even deep fried 😈🍴

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU MAN?!? 🖕🖕🖕 KEEP YOUR CARNIE ASS AWAY FROM MY DOG!!

Jack Schmidt! Don’t be mean to Princess!

Wwhyyu didd youu textt Meer thus jack?$)2

Shit I added Caine on accident! Kick him kick him kick him!! 🔨

I just ate funnel cake

You guys want chinese take out? 🥡🥢🥠

Ugh.... this is why I ignore family conversations. Leave my ass out of it ok

Since when do you eat with us, dad?

“I told you not to post this, my dad’s gonna see that I’m up rn instead of sleeping!!”

“Your dads not gonna see, its fiiiiine!”

“Cynthia Caine!”

“Aw shit...”

“Oop gotta go!” 😖

😒😒

“Vivi you killjoy”

“You girls know your are just a pretty set of pure trouble right?”

“Duh, is this news to you or something?”

“As a professional photography artist, he would know ~!”

“At least its fascinating watching you, Miss Caine battling it amongst the other females. Sad to say though, your short status might not meet the demands.”

Her eyes grew wide as red blotted her cheeks, her fists resting on her hips, “And just what’s that supposed to mean, Victor?”

“Oh you should know well what I mean, Cindy.” Viktor moved in rasing a brow in a flirty manner. Teasing her, he booped her nose. “And if you don’t.. perhaps u are not old enough.”

She blinked as he bopped her nose, honestly not expecting it. Scrunching her nose she glared up to him, “Oh why don’t you go click off your camera at some birds or something, Ravinski.” She folded her arms sticking out her tongue a bit at him.

“Guys stop being horny on main”

“Shut up, Candy!” Cindy whined in a bit of a huff, her face still red.

“What’s wrong, Cindy?” Viktor smirked. “You know you cannot resist me.”

“Disgustin 👏🏻”

“You two get a room!”

“If you think that you can just show up, call me short, then boop my nose and I’ll just swoon into your arms, you’re wrong Ravinski!” Cindy pouted, her lower lip sticking out a bit. Then an idea popped in the girl’s mind, “Now if you were more of a gentleman like Spade here!” Cindy linked arms with the clown boy, “Maybe then you’d have better luck with the ladies, which given who your mother is, is irony at it’s finest.” Cindy smirked, her sharp canine’s showing devilishly.

“Hush! Play along!” Cindy hissed in a whisper to the clown’s ear, still holding to his arm. She turned and grinned to Edgar, purposely trying to egg on his jealousy and get him flustered.

“Hmph, whatever.” Viktor growled. “Good luck now Spade!”

“Oh but Im the weird one, jeebus why are yall like this?”

“You are weird!”

“And you suck at flirting!”

“at least he doesn’t try to pretend, sis.” 

“I told you not to post this, my dad’s gonna see that I’m up rn instead of sleeping!!”

“Your dads not gonna see, its fiiiiine!”

“Cynthia Caine!”

“Aw shit...”

“Oop gotta go!” 😖

😒😒

“Vivi you killjoy”

“You girls know your are just a pretty set of pure trouble right?”

“Duh, is this news to you or something?”

“As a professional photography artist, he would know ~!”

“At least its fascinating watching you, Miss Caine battling it amongst the other females. Sad to say though, your short status might not meet the demands.”

Her eyes grew wide as red blotted her cheeks, her fists resting on her hips, “And just what’s that supposed to mean, Victor?”

“Oh you should know well what I mean, Cindy.” Viktor moved in rasing a brow in a flirty manner. Teasing her, he booped her nose. “And if you don’t.. perhaps u are not old enough.”

She blinked as he bopped her nose, honestly not expecting it. Scrunching her nose she glared up to him, “Oh why don’t you go click off your camera at some birds or something, Ravinski.” She folded her arms sticking out her tongue a bit at him.

“Guys stop being horny on main”

“Shut up, Candy!” Cindy whined in a bit of a huff, her face still red.

“What’s wrong, Cindy?” Viktor smirked. “You know you cannot resist me.”

“Disgustin 👏🏻”

“You two get a room!”

“If you think that you can just show up, call me short, then boop my nose and I’ll just swoon into your arms, you’re wrong Ravinski!” Cindy pouted, her lower lip sticking out a bit. Then an idea popped in the girl’s mind, “Now if you were more of a gentleman like Spade here!” Cindy linked arms with the clown boy, “Maybe then you’d have better luck with the ladies, which given who your mother is, is irony at it’s finest.” Cindy smirked, her sharp canine’s showing devilishly.

“I told you not to post this, my dad’s gonna see that I’m up rn instead of sleeping!!”

“Your dads not gonna see, its fiiiiine!”

“Cynthia Caine!”

“Aw shit...”

“Oop gotta go!” 😖

😒😒

“Vivi you killjoy”

“You girls know your are just a pretty set of pure trouble right?”

“Duh, is this news to you or something?”

“As a professional photography artist, he would know ~!”

“At least its fascinating watching you, Miss Caine battling it amongst the other females. Sad to say though, your short status might not meet the demands.”

Her eyes grew wide as red blotted her cheeks, her fists resting on her hips, “And just what’s that supposed to mean, Victor?”

“Oh you should know well what I mean, Cindy.” Viktor moved in rasing a brow in a flirty manner. Teasing her, he booped her nose. “And if you don’t.. perhaps u are not old enough.”

She blinked as he bopped her nose, honestly not expecting it. Scrunching her nose she glared up to him, “Oh why don’t you go click off your camera at some birds or something, Ravinski.” She folded her arms sticking out her tongue a bit at him.

“Guys stop being horny on main”

“Shut up, Candy!” Cindy whined in a bit of a huff, her face still red.

“What’s wrong, Cindy?” Viktor smirked. “You know you cannot resist me.”

“Disgustin 👏🏻”

“You two get a room!”

“Oh no, she’s got a new blog...”

“Hi daddy!”

“Don’t tempt him, Candy.” 

“Nyeh!!”

“Well, it seems like the family has come together. Am I wrong?” 

“Hi Giddy!”

“Afternoon, my Marionette.” he spun her, kissing her hand slightly 

Candy giggled “Aw Giddy!..”

“ugh, you two are disgusting.” 

“Oh no, she’s got a new blog...”

“Hi daddy!”

“Don’t tempt him, Candy.” 

“Oh no, she’s got a new blog...”

“You better watch out dad...” he crossed his arms rolling his eyes