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Every night I smoke Weed to lobotmize myself... and every morning I drink coffee to restore my lobes. Send fucking tweet.

MILFS VS DILFS EPIC BATTLE

Divorce

shut up about the economy. shut the fuck up about the economy, what’s the economy ever done for me, i can’t get a job with a living wage and it costs a week's wages to get a single train ticket to see my parents and most things in my budget are that cheap cuz they’re made with slave labour and i can still get fired for being trans if i’m ever hired at all and quite frankly the illusion of choice isn’t worth the suffering of others or the death of the planet, shut up about the fucking economy i do not worship the squiggly lines i have basic fucking empathy i want to exist without harming others. i want to exist without harming others!!! i want no one to ever be hurt again!!!!!

Pixar mom

sometimes you just have to love a fictional asshole because you lack the ability to assert yourself and draw boundaries and defend yourself and be angry at things that hurt you and there’s a strange catharsis in seeing someone be really aggressive about that stuff and even though you have no desire to emulate that character for real because it would be unhealthy and unkind and you know that it’s just comforting to be able to explore a purely fictional space in which you can imagine doing those things freely and confidently without having to worry about whether you’re a bad person for having needs

also sometimes you have to love a fictional asshole because everyone says they’re unlovable due to their behavior and in your head having boundaries at all or standing up for yourself at all makes you just as awful and unloveable but if you can love the asshole and can imagine people loving them, perhaps you, yourself, could be loved even if you ARE a bad person for having needs

The funniest part about unlikeable geek men is they really are fully convinced people don’t like them because of their hobbies. They cannot even begin to process the idea that comics and D&D and shit have in fact always been kinda cool and their personslities might just be repulsive. The combined unwavering ego/persecution complex is... unreal.

“I was socially rejected because I like video games” no tyler, you were socially rejected because you turn every conversation you have into a competition and you call women “females”

me talking to a man: i know. i know. yeah i know. i know. i’m aware. yes i already know that

if you’re rude to waiters at restaurants i hate you

Every time I see this video I fear for the creator’s mental health

zuko got a redemption arc because he worked food service. dealing with Customers changed that bastard.

if you all be nice to me ill stop being evil

*makes a suspicious face*

so who else gets irrationally afraid and embarrassed about their interests being known to people in real life

#i’m not embarrassed but#i hate the thought of having to guard what i love#and defend any of my interests to others#people are the worst i don’t want them to know me

I call this “residual anxiety from being bullied for everything that made me even slightly unusual every day in junior high.”

can you imagine if coronavirus happened in like 2013. this site would be like "ALRIGHT LISTEN UP MOTHERFUCKERS TODAY YOU ARE GOING TO DO A LEARN ABOUT ~SOCIAL DISTANCING~"