I'm Trash

Just heard my brother shout over his gaming headset “AND WHO THE H-E-DOUBLE-FUCK ARE YOU”

This is real talent. Look at how dynamic her facial expressions are. Her eyes her lips her eyebrows. This is just too good and the timing is impeccable.

asked a ten year old what his favorite kind of weather was, and he answered, "when it's thunder and lightning and the rain pours really hard and the trees snap. hot weather makes me sad." that's relatable, little dude

people who invalidate thick line art are cowards

I’m trying to post my drawings but my line art is dummy thicc and the scratch of my tablet pen keeps alerting all the art snobs

updating your characters backstory to make it less edgy is like dragging them out of a hot topic by the collar of their mcr shirt 

something has been BOTHERING MEEEE…………ok so in the 80s, you have Heathers. the 90s had Clueless. the 2000s had Mean Girls. what is the definitive teen girl drama comedy of the 10s? 

I feel like things would go a lot better if everyone would bear in mind that the way people act on Tumblr is not necessarily indicative of the way they act in real life.

my point is (in case it wasn’t obvious) if you’ve ever seen ppl on tumblr being very very loud & proud about their identity and been like ‘ugh why do these tumblr weirdos have to be so loud about being *identity*, why can’t they talk about being *identity* a regular amount like the people I know in real life’, they probably do talk about it a ‘regular’ amount (or not at all) in real life actually

caffeine is stored in the me

it’s midnight and i can’t sleep

stupid …………………………….is also stored in the me

Boosting

God I love Planned Parenthood and the information they provide. I had no idea about a lot of this.

Fun fact for long nailed gays: shove cotton balls in the fingers to prevent ouchies