TFS: DBZ Abridged Quotes Starter Sentences
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“So do you just ignore all of your problems?”
“I don’t know what a ’[Name]’ is but it sounds disappointing”
“YES [NAME]! I’M A FUCKING GREEN DINOSAUR!”
“When you fall off the horse, you get right back up, and you Eat. That. Horse. Come eat that horse with me.”
“Your FACE is forbidden!”
“Oh sorry, it’s a, little hobby of mine. I hear these heroic speeches so wearily often. So I started making a mental list of how many times I’ve heard certain lines.”
“Every party needs a pooper thats why we invited you. Party pooper, party pooper…”
“You know what the difference between you and I is? You can punch a board and it will break in half. I can punch a board and wipe out it’s entire race.”
“You’re NOT meditating you’re NAPPING, I know the difference!”
“[Name]! Stop making out with your boyfriend! I can here it from here! It sounds like… -disgusting tongue sounds- “
“Ah crap I find the only other living thing for miles and he’s so broken he can’t even talk right”
“Hi there, my name is [Name], and we’re a traveling improv group. Here let me give you a demonstration. My men will play a bunch of drunken sailors, and you’re a bunch of baby seals…”
“Thank you sir may I have another?”
“Call me that again and I’ll snap your neck.”
“Hey [Name]? What’s the opposite of Christopher Walkins? CHRISTOPHER REEVES!!”
“If you’re ever going to listen to anything I ever say, do it now.”
“I think he’s looking for you.”
“Do NOT tell him I’m here.”
“Last time I did this he found five corpses. He laughed when I said five…”
“That’s just [Name]. If you ignore it, it’ll go away.”
“Oh wow, I’m just fucking with you, my god who doesn’t know what marriage is?”
“Listen I don’t know where you come from who you are, I will not put up with such disrespect-”
“I’m about to misuse my hand upside your head!”
“Pretty big talk coming from a bipedal slug”
“Pretty big talk coming from a bipedal bitch”
“So, for the first century I’ll go easy on them, lull them into a false sense of security. And then when they think I’m not so bad- bam! I’ll go full tyrant on them in the second century. After that I’ll disappear for a millennia and make them wonder if I ever existed to begin with. Just to come back and kill them all.”
“All these squares make a circle, all these squares make a circle, all these squares make a circle, all these squares make a circle, all these squares make a circle….”
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