Long Way from Home

“Are you following me?”

“Hey, watch where you’re going.”

“You look vaguely familiar…” 

“I don’t know who you are but you don’t strike me as the trustworthy type.”

“I don’t know what you want but you’d better fuck off before I make you.”

“Sorry but I’m new around here, would you mind giving me pointers?”

“Strange to see a fresh face around here.”

“Hey you. It’s dangerous to be walking around here, you should leave.”

“Do you need help with that?”

“Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?”

“Do I know you? Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend/boyfriend.”

“See my friends over there? They wanna to know if you think I’m cute.

“Hey handsome/beautiful.”

“You might be new, but you’re looking at the top dog around here.”

“Sorry but I’m not interested in your offer.”

“Are you as cold as you seem or do you always walk around like you own the place?”

“What’s wrong? You look like you’ve seen a ghost.”

“The answer is no by the way, to whatever you’re about to say.”

“Don’t bother, I’m busy.”

“No no no, this can’t be right. You shouldn’t be here.”

“It’s you, isn’t it?”

“Happy to see me again?”

“It’s been so long since we’ve last parted, hm? We have some catching up to do.”

“You looking to start a fight or something?”

“Did you think I wouldn’t notice you watching me?”

“Us meeting wasn’t an accident.”

“Hey hey, no need for that I’d just like to talk.”

“Why the hostility? Do you treat every stranger this way?”

“I see no one has ever bothered to teach you manners.”

“Come with me, no time to explain!”

“Look, you’re in danger. You need to do as I say.”

“Are these guys bothering you?”

“Hey, leave him/her alone!”

“You look tired. Need a ride?”

“Shit shit, are you okay?!”

“Give me your belongings and you won’t get hurt. Sound fair?”

“Well look what the cat dragged in.”

“Never thought I’d see your face again.”

“Are you drunk? Hey, you can’t be walking around like that, be careful!”

“You look like bad news….”

“I hope I’m not being too straightforward, but are you single?”

Feel free to change or edit the sentences to fit your needs.

“That’s just hurtful, [name].”

“Out with the old, in with the new.”

“You’re worth more dead than alive.”

“Keep joking, it’ll numb the pain.”

“It’s business, not personal.”

“Gonna be that cocky,  gotta back it up.”

“That’s the spirit.”

“You’re all about to share a grave.”

“Gonna kill you for free, [name].”

“What can I say? I’m charitable.”

“Killing you will make sure of that.”

“He’s got no reason to lie.”

“You got a nose like a bloodhound.”

“I always study my targets.”

“Should I be impressed?”

“You army grunts are slow.”

“Gotta catch me first.”

“Give the hard ass thing a rest.”

“What did I just say?”

“You say that like it’s bad.”

“Melodramatic much, [name]?”

“It was [name], not me, that double-crossed him.”

“I only care about the here and now.”

“Am I under arrest?”

“Your [relation] know you’re fighting me?”

“He will when he gets the body bag.”

“Momma always said life’s like an armed robbery.”

“Never know who you’re gonna kill.”

“Finally, someone with reflexes.”

“Morals don’t win fights.”

“What can I say? I’m eclectic.”

“Keep the money coming, we’re good.”

“At least try the free sample.”

“All you’ve got is brute force?”

“You still won’t be fast enough.”

“Can’t say that’s a bad call.”

“Sure seems personal.”

“Why so grim, [name]?”

“You’ll be dead before you draw.”

“I”m as fast as greased lightning.”

“Figure I’d use words you understand.”

“That’s actually impressive.”

“Quit your whining already.”

“Should’ve just double-tapped you.”

“Fuck that.”

“Doesn’t mean they’re any good.”

“You’ll be dead in a split second.”

“Got a better suggestion, [name]?”

“Gonna put you down for good.”

“Poetic, but bullshit.”

“Hasn’t caught up with me yet.”

“I gotta say, you’re freaky.”

“Not afraid, just weirded out.”

“You’re gonna burn fast and die hard.”

“Too bad. I’m not looking for family.”

“That, plus [item], and you’re screwed.”

“A mistake you’re gonna pay for.”

“I’m about one thing: what’s best for me.”

“I’d never forget a fight.”

“I’m here to collect.”

“I only know how to go forward.”

“Whatever, I’ll run faster.”

“We should do business.”

“You’d be surprised, Princess.”

“Maybe not [name], but you can trust me.”

“Ah, I can’t. You got me.”

“Ruffians? Way to class up this fight.”

“Find, kill. You get the idea.”

“As long as it isn’t personal.”

“Honor doesn’t pay the bills.”

“Hear you grew up poor, too.”

“Take it somewhere else.”

“For the right price, anything’s possible.”

“Least I’ve got personality.”

“Should I bother to offer our services?”

“I’m nobody’s victim, freak.”

“We call it protection money.”

✿: What is your muses favourite scent?

☼: What is your muses favourite kind of weather?

☤: Is your muse allergic to anything?

♫: Does your muse like music? What kind?

✉: What is something your muse would write about?

✈: How far has your muse travelled away from their home?

💕: Does your muse have any crushes?

★: What is your muse’s zodiac?

✞: Does your muse have an religious beliefs? What are they?

∞: Is there something about your muse that has been constant throughout their life?

✘: What are your muses pet peeves?

💲: What is your muse like with their money? What’s their financial situation?

⚽: What’s your muse’s favourite sport?

✔: What is your muse’s sexuality?

✋: Is your muse left or right handed?

👓: Does your muse need reading aids? Contacts or glasses?

🎒: What does your muse normally keep in their bag?

🚑: Does your muse have any disabilities/impairments?

👕: What is your muse’s fashion sense like?

🎲: Does your muse like to gamble?

🍕: What’s your muses favourite food?

🍸: Does your muse like to consume alcohol? What’s their favourite kind?

❤  - kiss my muse on the (specify area)

✂ - backhand my muse across the face

✉ - confess a secret to my muse (specify secret!)

Δ  - point a weapon at my muse

☮ - interact with my muse’s pet

♔ - tell my muse to (sit/kneel/lie down/etc I don’t think so, fucker)

★ - praise my muse for a recent accomplishment or action

☀ - ask my muse to stay the night

☂ - pull my muse indoors, out of the rain/snow/storm

“Are you following me?”

“Hey, watch where you’re going.”

“You look vaguely familiar…” 

“I don’t know who you are but you don’t strike me as the trustworthy type.”

“I don’t know what you want but you’d better fuck off before I make you.”

“Sorry but I’m new around here, would you mind giving me pointers?”

“Strange to see a fresh face around here.”

“Hey you. It’s dangerous to be walking around here, you should leave.”

“Do you need help with that?”

“Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?”

“Do I know you? Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend/boyfriend.”

“See my friends over there? They wanna to know if you think I’m cute.

“Hey handsome/beautiful.”

“You might be new, but you’re looking at the top dog around here.”

“Sorry but I’m not interested in your offer.”

“Are you as cold as you seem or do you always walk around like you own the place?”

“What’s wrong? You look like you’ve seen a ghost.”

“The answer is no by the way, to whatever you’re about to say.”

“Don’t bother, I’m busy.”

“No no no, this can’t be right. You shouldn’t be here.”

“It’s you, isn’t it?”

“Happy to see me again?”

“It’s been so long since we’ve last parted, hm? We have some catching up to do.”

“You looking to start a fight or something?”

“Did you think I wouldn’t notice you watching me?”

“Us meeting wasn’t an accident.”

“Hey hey, no need for that I’d just like to talk.”

“Why the hostility? Do you treat every stranger this way?”

“I see no one has ever bothered to teach you manners.”

“Come with me, no time to explain!”

“Look, you’re in danger. You need to do as I say.”

“Are these guys bothering you?”

“Hey, leave him/her alone!”

“You look tired. Need a ride?”

“Shit shit, are you okay?!”

“Give me your belongings and you won’t get hurt. Sound fair?”

“Well look what the cat dragged in.”

“Never thought I’d see your face again.”

“Are you drunk? Hey, you can’t be walking around like that, be careful!”

“You look like bad news….”

“I hope I’m not being too straightforward, but are you single?”