more meet-cute/au ideas!!!
we go to the same cooking classes and you’re the one known to burn everything but i still eat your cooking anyway because your smile is so goddamn adorable whenever i do, it’s almost worth the weekly constipation.
you’re a single dad and i found your kid sprinting away from the confines of the grocery store i swear i wasn’t trying to kidnap your child
wrestling club (you) made me realize i was bisexual
i was trying to save a cat from high up on the tree and you happened to be walking your dog under the branch i was on when i lost my footing and now youre bleeding from the head and dazedly asking me if i hurt when i fell from heaven oh my lord i’m so sorry i think i broke you
fuck aggressive train drivers but also.. fuck men in fancy ass coats with no sense of stability who fall into your lap during rush hour
my family is three seconds away from marrying me off to this pretentious asshole i’m so sorry i know you’re just an innocent passerby but i just gotta kiss you in front of them so they can back off
i’m the head chef and you’re the pastry chef and we fight so much in the kitchen that our boss sent us to marriage counselling. we’re not married
we’re co-workers/classmates and i literally fucking hate you you wink at me all the time and make crude and sexual jokes and it turns me on at inappropriate times that all i can do is stand there and seethe while our classmates/coworkers hoot at us
i intern for a oral surgeon and you were one of the patients who came in today who thought you’d be able to drive yourself home but it turns out you’re a total deadweight when it comes to anesthesics so now i’m stuck driving you home but you won’t stop telling me how cute i am and how pretty my eyes are with your cheeks stuffed full of cotton balls
you’re the weird guy with the glasses and the polite atttitude who always comes in in my hole-in-the-wall bakery at 12:54 on the dot and i happen to have a massive crush on you
you got your punk ass locked out for staying out late and i was the quiet kid who lived across the hall who heard your commotion and i kind of have a couch if you need to stay the night
you live right next to my best bud, whose house i take the liberty of breaking into whenever i’m wasted
if i’d known i’d be hooking up with a future client then i wouldn’t have gone to that bar last night yet here we are, discussing your case as you watch me smugly while i awkwardly try to get comfortable in my chair
we're casted in a movie together as the lead man and his best friend who are apparently “shipped” haha what does that mean??? we didn’t get on a boat??? hashtag heterosexuality
you’re the barista at my favourite coffee shop and every freakin morning you write horrendous pet names and outrageously corny pick up lines on my cup of coffee, it’s too early for this shit
we’ve been friends for a while and you’re a language geek while i’m hopeless at even speaking grammatically well in my first language and you keep on saying things to me in different languages that i can’t understand but it turns out you’ve been trying to tell me you love me all this time
i, your neighbor from across the street, formally plead for you to stop walking around butt fucking naked in front of the open windows, or to please draw your curtains, for both the love of god and my sanity
