Space Puppy 🛸

new rat dropped

one time my girlfriend found one of those catnip packets that come with new cat toys and dumped it on my cat except it was Italian seasoning and she seasoned my cat

I wonder a fairy’s ability to steal names can be counteracted with a “who’s on first” joke

I don’t know, but I love the headcannon of it

just give em your gamertag.

you ever see someone so fine you completely ignore them?

I have to bc I’m ugly

And SCANDAL WTF

I read an interview with this guy (who is a real news anchor), and he said he told his acting agent that he is ONLY interested in parts where he plays a new anchor. This is no coincidence. This is by design. 

what is his plan

…you have too much time on your …HANDS.

what compelled you to do this

Imagine being an Amish person with road rage. Hold on tight to the reins, Amos, we’re ramming this Maserati with nothing but our faith in God and our steeds.