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I can’t believe Bryce prefers Van Patten’s Adventurer Plate to mine.

Once again we had a good evening/night/morning (I don’t really remember which) with one of our favorite pastimes: attempting to induce psychosis with Garry’s Mod. We think it worked pretty well this time. We were severely injured in the car crash. (Full video here)

We had to learn the hard way that mechanics aren’t just for cars when it comes to Extreme raids. Fortunately for us, we have had years of teambuilding via takings turns with the dishes, coordinating taking out the trash, and sharing needles to “gracefully” guide us to a clear. The kazoos helped too, but we like to think it was us. (Full Video Here)

Freestyle Culinarian guide to making cornbread.

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Zojon Villiks :: PP33  Status :: RELEASED  Aliases :: Patches / Bojon Williks  Recent Activity ::  • UNSPECIFIED SPACE CRIME  • UNSPECIFIED SPACE CRIME  • DISORDERLY CONDUCT  • PSYCHIC BATTERY WITHOUT A LICENSE  • PAROLE VIOLATION

Saddam Hussein :: 32A6  Status :: WANTED  Recent Activity ::  • CRIMES AGAINST HUMANITY  • EVADING ARREST  • EVADING ARREST  • EVADING ARREST  • PETTY LARCENY  • EVADING ARREST • EVADING ARREST

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We recovered some lost documentary footage of monkeys exposed to constant information overload, hourly LSD mega-dosing, and the violent tendencies caused by extended VR paralysis & exposure to anime OSTs and compiled it for your semi-legal viewing pleasure. We in no way condone the acts portrayed by these monkeys, but we do think it’s pretty cool. (Full Video Here)

switch joycons after 3 days of use

bad things can’t stop happening in the solar

Why is Midgardsormr like this

Try the Kelp Shake.