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on a related note can i just say what a great scam it would be to make a username similar to your own, publicly lend somebody an expensive item, trick them into “losing” it to your second account, and then accuse them of stealing it so they agree to pay you back the amount of the item? I would never do that, but i feel like it would be so easy.

This is a totally accurate representation of what it’s like to work at a sex shop.

The borderline-maniacal laughter, though.

#submit this for best short at the oscars

this is that one post that i’ll always reblog

It’s back

the teacher killin it

HOW IS THIS 6 SECONDS

the speed limit is 720 fuCKING MILES PER HOUR.

It’s actually 45… how… how did you get 720?

No? Shouldn’t it be 180?

No, I think 45 is right. 2 times 45 is 90, and 360 divided by 4 is 90, so yeah, 90=90.

Yeah, but if x = the sum of 360/4. then it should be 2 multiplied by x, (90). Yeah? If it was 2 times 45, 360/4 would have to equal 45, and it doesn’t.

look at all the people who failed basic algebra

My favorite thing has always been the Cambridge Dictionary pronunciation of ‘parmesan’

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