*Screams (But In A Different Font)*

my mom called our lazy susan a sleazy susan by accident once and now I can't call it anything else

Tumblr is truly a prison. I’ll be like “I hate the way this website works. Broken filtering, broken search option, shitty moderating, glitches.” and then I’ll try to use any other social media platform and find it is somehow worse.

good post. lot of heart

Thank you for believing in me

our president is such a badass omg

how he get the water in the room like that and why it so still water usully be movin

wait maybe this is fake…

vampires are so full of shit. "oh the human race is beneath us, you're just livestock to us" I don't think you know what livestock is. do you feed us? care for us? protect us from predators? no. you just slink around dark alleys and ambush people. that's not what a higher being does. that's a bottom feeder. a parasite. karate punches your head off