Blog Of Badness

in this age of constant misinformation, the one surefire failproof easy & simple solution to avoid harassing people for the wrong reasons is *drumroll please* don’t fucking harass people

my favorite tease is "ok [noun]boy" it's just so good

Fuck the HOA. Good for her.

Fish pretend to want me for clout

Women pretend to want me for trout

People who love salad hate fun change my mind

eat good salad

And lose my sense of joy? Never.

Barry O'Brian

If we all get super lucky someone will sell this to police for enhancing security camera footage and they won’t know what to do with all the white men it generates

the only thing I love more than skipping ads is skipping ads that told me not to

reverse psychology doesn't work against people with pure disdain for you

baja blast

That dolphin pussy stuff

the what

it's nothing, go back to bed

Slapping people at Walmart until the whole juice aisle is my territory

As a walmart employee, I approve

The employees of Walmart have joined me in slapping customers, even if they’ve done nothing wrong