Blog Of Badness

the horror movie villain always walks because it’s persistence predator behavior duh

if you keep running and screaming your head off and tripping over your own feet and crying, you’re gonna get tired way before he does

3. you can also pretend you’re a deep sea predator pretending to be aquatic plant life drifting in the currents to attract prey

Kids today need to learn how to pull the evil taffy.

4. Brush away the spiderwebs in the vast and mysterious crypt you're exploring

having a bathroom spider is a great way to understand how it feels to be a guardian angel to some dumbass with no sense of self preservation

the youtube notification of ''ooohh your video isn't starting up smoothly???? turn off your ad blocker you cunt <3'' is so pathetic to me bc it takes five seconds max. you think i can't wait five seconds? you think i need to give you money because five seconds is too long? i pity your wife.

lining the timeline up with the clues we have so far and realizing dess was probably an early teen when she went missing makes the roaring knights behavior make wayyyy more sense. Of course they'd be a stupid aura farming idiot they're permanently 15 with magic powers

having to do a group project with the person you viewed as a cool older sibling but you're older than them now because of some bullshit and you're realizing how cringe they are. monumental aura loss cascade