AsterHazel

So I was thinking about the one possible film that could break Tumblr

and this is what I have:

Romantic comedy where Tom Hiddleston’s character is a reformed criminal-turned Hollywood star who’d just really like to settle down and marry his boyfriend (Benedict Cumberbatch, obviously). When his former associates (Andrew Scott and John Simm) send him a cryptic threat, Hiddles hires a dysfunctional group of bodyguards consisting of a sassy billionaire, two master assassins, an emotionally unstable doctor, and for some godforsaken reason, his brother (The Avengers cast). Cue complete insanity before the wedding mainly consisting of UK vs. US vocabulary confusion, numerous April Fool’s pranks, and Jared Padalecki and Jensen Ackles performing an exorcism on the best man (none other than Martin Freeman).

Also, Matt Smith marries the couple at the end. Then David Tennant crashes the wedding and the two share an identity crisis.

By an anonymous artist for @unityrain24 's prompt in the Thor Gotcha for Gaza :

He once locked Clint in the air ducts with a bunch of crickets but yelled to him: "Be careful, Barton. I can't unseal the hatch because there are dangerous mutant spiders in the ductwork. When you have thwarted them we will celebrate your victory!"

He regularly hides all the pop tarts in their wrappers to see Thor mope when he opens an empty box. Thor falls for this at least once a month.