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last night the AI spell check on powerpoint kept giving me a red squiggle under "to" in a sentence that was like "i will have to send this to the dry cleaner" telling me that i should switch it to say "also" or "in addition" when that's not even remotely correct like it wanted me to type "i will have to send this also the dry cleaner" (incoherent) & when i tried to use adobe lightroom for the first time for the same assignment the AI kept forcing a mask on a small section of the photo so all my edits would only change this tiny part of the image and nothing i did could get it to stop generating the mask i had to just use a different program. the fact that this shit isn't even functional is so annoying like they force it into software that was otherwise passable and it doesn't even work it actually makes the program harder to use it's incredibly embarrassing

i tried explaining to this girl at a party once how i could be gay and asexual at the same time and it basically boils down to never being into anyone but like once a year i’ll find a man attractive. and she was like “so what am i if i only like girls, and i’ve never found any of my boyfriends attractive and and i just wanna do cocaine all the time?” i was like “you’re a lesbian with a coke addiction?” and she was like “woooooah”. she broke up with her boyfriend that night and had a threesome with two girls in the bathtub. rebecca if you’re out there, i hope you’re going places. well, not far, since you’re electronically tagged. but spiritually.

me when i fucking GET YOU

I have a confession to make... I thought the idea of wireless headphones like air pods were so so stupid when they first came out. But having owned wireless headphone pods with a case I have to admit that I do enjoy them quite a lot. But we should still eat the spleen of every person who lobbied to phase out the headphone jack in electronics

stop deactivating

i thought we all agreed we were here forever

you’re in a car with a beautiful boy and he is blasting transatlanticism by death cab for cutie and frankly his driving is quite alarming

is it fucking weird to anyone else to think that deer are like, everywhere

I like how they just avoid Mongolia

Mongolia has an anti-deer forcefield.

What is Alberta doing

we are fucking constantly vigilant 

Hey! Albertan here. I thought rats were fictional until I was 9 years old. I have still never seen a rat in person.

normalize being dogshit amateur at your special interests and hyperfocuses. no more autistic savants. yes i am very into that topic no i am not good at it. we exist <3

"theyre giving he man pronouns" is one of the funniest things ive heard recently. i cant stop thinking about it. he man. the man with a pronoun in his name. he. theyre giving he man pronouns. incredible