beam me up lads

we need the jermey renner app back now more than ever before

hate 2 say it but british ppl had the right idea with saying whats all this then. like literally whats all this then

Please do not contact me about the Supernatural ending I know everything and there’s not a single post I could make that will come near touching the sheer parody of itself that was its finale. Nothing I say will be funnier than what they did to themselves. Maybe now humankind can finally start to heal.

Never mind my friend Sera just told me on the phone that she thinks the Impala ascending physically to heaven is what creates the Catholic canon in the Pixar’s Cars universe

obsessed with the car getting to go to heaven but not Cas

havent had a night on tumblr like this in so long. shoutout homophobia 

wait. grusk baby born on karl marx’s birthday…. X Æ A-12 complete the mission

When my frontal lobe fully develops at age 27 then it’s over for everyone

LOL whos tye saultry little binch on the bottom lsft????

this post is less than 1% away from being completely incomprehensible

christmas hot take: religious christmas songs are mostly bangers it’s the secular tunes that suck

the funniest moment of that Madagascar movie was when the penguins make it to Antarctica and theyre standing there in the blizzard in silence until ones just like ‘WELL THIS SUCKS.”