birth is a curse and existence is a prison

its insane how if you want a little animal can live with you

crows aren't "death omens" or "evil" you fool they're just funky little dudes

crows are simply omens for when you see a funky little guy and that's it

WHAT IS HAPPENING

The two people in the front wearing one shirt.

Are we really not going to talk about the guy in the back who is attached to another guy’s back while spinning?

You're never alone in the dark. The shadows will always be there to watch over you and wipe away your tears.

they’re saying it’s 3am and they’re so tired and lets just drive and get out of here and then it happens and they’re like ‘well that woke me up”

Translation: “I am fucking tired of the soviet car industry” *the standard effect of touching a soviet car* *laughs in russian*

I can’t get over the sheer poetry of how the car falls apart - the perfect chain reaction escalating as it travels round.

I’m just picturing all twelve Spock incarnations forced to work together “into the spider-verse” style. 

OG or Remix Small, for sure. Don’t F*ck with that kid.

What about 2d evil and 2d small?

its the capitalism

me, gently pulling my consciousness back into my body: please keep your arms and legs inside the ride at all times

[[*TNG theme song plays* *Patrick Stewart runs outside and shouts* YOU MOTHERFCKERS ARE GONNA KILL ALL MY LILIES *shoots guns twice* PEST CONTROL! *TNG theme song*]]

will olaf and minions ever end. will i be forced to live the rest of my life occasionally seeing olaf and minions

Said the Baudelaire children.

lately there have been too many days like in a row