Space Alcoholic

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“Well if I insulted people on earth with the same amount of metal shoved in their skulls I’d probably get a viral post telling me what an insensitive prick I am.”

“Diaper wearing shit factories-”

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“OoOOooo bullets. I’m shhhhook.”

@arteriius​

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“You mean you actually got a nose under that mangled mess?

Your face looks like what they show to kids to scare em’ into driving safer.”

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“Well if I insulted people on earth with the same amount of metal shoved in their skulls I’d probably get a viral post telling me what an insensitive prick I am.”

“Can you stop thinking about yourself for once?” 

“Don’t think I forgot about what you did last time.”

“I know you lied to me.”

“I’m not even sorry.”

“You backstabber!”

“I never want to see you again.”

“You never mattered to me.”

“I knew this was a bad idea.”

“Rot in hell.”

“It was supposed to be a secret!”

“No one loves me.”

“He/she/they is/are so petty…”

“You made me cry.”

“I don’t know who you are anymore.”

“How DARE you?!”

“I know you’re not talking to me…”

“I SAW you with him/her/them!”

“Just leave me alone.”

“What did you do?!”

“I told everyone that I didn’t want to talk but I’m actually dying for attention.”

“Just admit that was extra…”

“I forgive, but I don’t forget.”

“[text read thirty minutes ago]”

“Did you see what he/she/they was/were wearing?”

“So what if I had sex with your ex?”

“There’s something I have to tell you…”

“I can’t do this anymore.”

“You weren’t there for me when I needed you the most.”

“I never loved you.”

“It’s too late.”

@spacealcoholic

“H-Has it ever occurred to you th-that maybe I don’t want to Rick?? I’m tired, Rick! I-I’m tired and fucked up a-and just all around exhausted! I-I’m only 19 Rick! N-Nine-teen!!! W-what the hell do you expect out of me at nine-teen?? I-It’s been said a m-million times, I’m sure, th-that I won’t amount to shit! S-so just!”

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“Yeah, Morty? You do realize more then seventy percent of your stupid alternates don’t make it past highschool without kicking the bucket right? And almost all of those that do only make it because their Ricks are long gone. You should feel privileged you ever made it to nineteen.”

Okay, maybe that was a little harsh. True, but harsh.  ...He was probably going to start crying now. 

The silence in this damn spaceship was deafening.