Mad Scientist

✦“Well you’re not cum shot for sore eyes either, you wrinkled FUCK.” The grinding of her teeth could be heard in the form of NAILS clawing against a chalkboard as she simply grins at this old man. However, upon further observation, her right brow perks with curiosity–was this??

“Hey wait a minute—aren’t you a fucking human? Like an ALIVE one? You’re suppose to DIE first than come to Hell, shit for brains.”

An abundance of adventures pertaining to hell; all of them different in every inter dimensional travel through every parallel earth. The screams of agonized torture through various unfortunate souls twenty-four seven, degenerate human beings punished for their sins; he had seen it all. However, this certain hell has a semi-controlled society unlike the barbaric demons roaming around to afflict infinite damage towards the wicked of the wicked. It was refreshing than anything else, having the pleasure to see a different hell than witnessing dismemberment and death every second.

“That’s good and all, strawberry, but i’m just here to collect some rare crystals deep within the crust. Th- the dark red kind, cause i’m a busy old man building my own shit. The kind of shit where young people used to say, even my own nephew says. ‘th - the shit.’ Hopefully, he doesn’t anger Satan if there’s one here. An escape from hell was a train-wreck, but at the same time, exhilarating with Morty. 

The unrelenting results to the destruction of earth was out of his control; a non-existent solution after accidentally inventing a block hole on human soil. Now, he’s here on another world; the same as every other multiverse out there. There’s an infinity amount, but he has completely forgotten his original dimension. In fact, he couldn’t remember if his original family was the same just like the other earths he left behind.

All of these recollection is already giving him a headache. Another argument has already ensued in the living room between his daughter and the husband he despised the most.

“Don’t worry. I can make some steak if that’s what you want. I can season it too. I’m a pretty good cook I think. Right, Dana?”

“Yeah, she’s pretty good. I haven’t had’a bad meal here.”   “I’m not a restaurant, Dana,” Elise said, an annoyed look on her face.

“Oh right, how i can completely forgot you have a sweet tooth for desserts.” He pats Dana’s head. To his surprise, he would expect himself to forget about that fact.

 “You’re so cute. I’m not mad at you. I can’t stay mad at you. I wish you were home more. I miss spending time with you,” she said, wrapping her arms around him.      “I can’t wait to see you more, but I know you have other dimension things to do. Is there a way you can text me though? The kids missed you too.” Elise smiled a bit, resting her head on his chest. At least he was here now and she felt a lot better.       “Would you like some dinner?”

“Now i have to make a magical phone that the phone gods bestowed upon me. I can calculate how many hours and moons it will take me to make a phone such as tha- that.

“I do miss you, but you’re talking dirty in front of my kid. At least that’s what I though when my child opened the door. And don’t tell me to shut up. Be civil- hey-” When his hands went around her waist, she was pulled against him.      “I don’t want you to wander off into the cosmos because I love you, but if you really want to leave me, I can’t stop you.”

“Has it been that long? No wonder, because i feel like i was gone for three days already. That’s the dimensional time-line where you’re consciously aware you’ve been gone for a short amount of time. In this dimension, a month has passed.

“Oh, just shut up and come here. I’ve been off to wonderland for a while and i’m back home. I’m going to tell you all the stories i’ve encountered. Am i right or wrong?”

He holds her waist with that smirk on his face.

‘I thought you liked this place. It’s supposed to be fun you know.’ She signs and then looks over to one of the games that looked simple enough to play. 

‘Come on, if you didn’t want to be here, why bring me here in the first place?’ 

“That’s the question i want to ask myself. Who knows. Sometimes boredom pays a good price and in the end, tha- that person gets bored of everything in mere seconds.

‘Look. The adventures are nice, but I can’t constantly be throwing myself at life threatening danger for the sake of some old man that shows up at my place drunk.’ She’s following and just trying to figure out which ones she could actually read. 

‘I don’t have a favorite, never played alien video games before. I was just going to go try things. You do what you need to do, old man.’ 

“You do realize i have the tools to grab the item that you need. It’s not stealing when i can just grab tickets from ticket land. No, it’s not cheating. I’m just doing you a favor.” He pulls out his portal gun for the sake of traveling to a dimension for the sake of getting an item for her.

“Reality is a cruel world in which we live in, but i make it exciting. You’re- you’re interested into the- the close world of fantasy land. You know what? I’m bored of the real life anyways.”

Hey, i’m back from the hiatus. Don’t know where i’m taking Rick Sanchez right now.

I honestly don’t know if i should put this blog on temporary hiatus. I haven’t come back for a long time either. When it comes to roleplaying Rick Sanchez, it’s hard to find opportunities to thread with different scenarios.

There’s lingering thoughts as to how he will end up in a horror thread. I do say he’ll behave the same way. As a complicated character as he is, it is difficult to distinguish a sociopath such as himself.

Maybe i’m not used to roleplaying an anti-hero. As of right now, i’m not sure when i will be back. Probably soon, but i can’t be certain of that.

Do wish the show wouldn’t take that long to make a season 4, but i can acknowledge the fact it’s hard-work to complete a Rick and Morty episode. After the end of season 3, my motivation on this blog kinda decreased.

She paid attention to his gibberish, trying to pick up on any cues as to what he was actually trying to say. “So You don’t want to go to any parks, nowhere boring and you want to go somewhere else for dinner. Alright, how do you feel about seafood?” She knew an interesting place they could go.

“I can tell.” She smiled at the kiss. “Although you don’t want a vigilante cranky or they’ll just beat your ass~” She gave him a playful grin.

“No one has the rational reasoning to take on a person with a suit like mine. So, why should they? Doesn’t make sense putting a fight against me.” He rests his head on her shoulder from beside, an arm wrapping around her torso to keep her close against him.