Aug 10, 2017
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“ -- I can’t SLEEP. These fucking spirits won’t stop bitching. ” He kinda glances over to the side, pointing at what seemed like nothing. “ Sorry, Barb, but you’re the worst. ”
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“ -- I can’t SLEEP. These fucking spirits won’t stop bitching. ” He kinda glances over to the side, pointing at what seemed like nothing. “ Sorry, Barb, but you’re the worst. ”
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@mortyiisms // cont.
❛ i’m sure i can still find something to impress you. ❜ he offered a grin, seemingly confident in his abilities to pull off jaw-dropping actions of self-destruction. THOUGH, he supposed it would be healthier to avoid an inclination towards recklessness under the sake of impressing others. ❛ that wasn’t the first time i pulled off something like that, y- you know ? probably won’t be the last, but the chances of dying from it is relatively low. ❜ at least it was compared to the other shit he does.
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I’m just saying you can’t argue with the fact most of Summer’s alternates are like war heros and, I don’t know, --urrp-- young adult apocalyptic novel protagonists
Meanwhile in several realities you’re...a fork.
But then again Summer has overdrawn my credit card to buy a shit ton of weed I then had to sell in order to buy better weed, so...
O-Oh jeez, thank you f-for the compliment,,!! I d-don't know how to take them o-often. But I r-really appreciate it!!
“The fact that you were self aware enough to warn me that you sometimes have a hard time accepting them at all speaks volumes of your maturity. You’re welcome for the compliments, sweetface. I hope one day you have less difficulties with responding positively to compliments someday.”
H-Hi- um. M-My name's Morty, and I just wanted t-to, uh, to say I really admire you,,!
“Howdy there, Morty! I like your initiative. It’s an attractive trait to have, y’know. The confidence to step forward should always be praised and encouraged. I’m Kai, but judging by the sound of it you knew that already!”
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(( if that's the case with him and kids, how come horror took in smalls? Because of pancake? ))
Yep! He had a lot more confidence in Pancake’s ability to care for a child than his own. So long as Smalls wasn’t staying with him on anything resembling a regular basis, he was fine with it. That was one of those cases where “finding someone else to take care of them” came into play.
And even that, he’s come to believe, was a mistake. He doesn’t have a clue where Smalls is and can’t help shaking his head and laughing when he thinks about it.
W-well its more like,, drunk guy abducts me, d-drags me somewhere with a-aliens and i have to be r-rescued by the s-same drunk guy but he's not funny. h-he's just an asshole.
Oh jeez that sounds horrible. I mean. Getting to go places with aliens sounds kinda cool. But not getting hurt by them and needing rescued.
... I hope you get yourself out of there with minimal emotional scarring ... Self worth struggles after getting rescued that many times by people isn’t fun ...
Nice to meet you, I’m Todd.
I-I feel like you're explaining every adventure with my grandpa.
Get abducted by aliens and need rescuing from a really funny drunk guy often, do you? That’s... Upsetting to find out there are more people experiencing what I am. I’m sorry to hear you’ve got things so rough.