skyrim is a bad game because i cant hug my friends or my husband. maybe i want to let the people in my life know i appreciate them dearly even if they just have three lines of base dialogue

and before one of you says something like “oh why dont you just play stardew valley or animal crossing or some other game where you get to be nice to people” please understand that i enjoy hunting the city guards for sport but that doesnt mean that im not full of love

frozen grape dipped in chilled water

Forbidden dandelion

dorian hid that painting but I bet y'all if he’d just hung it in his living room and been like “oh yeah I get someone to come in and paint it to be slightly more gruesome every night” and everybody woulda been like “I believe you you dramatic bitch” 

Imagine doing this in front of a 14th century peasant

this is literally the funniest comment this video could have

that was so intense

where is her oscar I’m shaken

Things just happen in Russia in a unique way that I’m not sure can ever be explained. Like how a fucking meteor landed in the middle of the Russian wilderness and resulted in the equivalent of a nuclear bomb going off but no one really even noticed.

russia requiring drivers to have dashcams for insurance purposes is literally the best law ever enacted bc we get to see shit like this

This is the best fucking video i CANNOT breathe

I have not laughed that hard at a video in so long oh my god 😂😂

Listen to the baby

@bolontiku @honey-bee-holly 😭😭😭