Bastard club

stop drinking beer with the deer and come have a cider with the spiderrrr

May I please have 1 everything

Noah's Ark if every animal reproduced asexually

Interesting I like it

Ok I'll bite. you are bleeding now

You can tell a lot about a person by entering their mind palace and encountering their greatest fears and darkest hopes in a labyrinth reflective of their subconscious thoughts.

i kissed a ghoul and i liked it…… the taste of her scary chapstick

Stop, Drop, and Roll also works if you're wet. It sort of spreads the water over the floor

drunk and in love and full of food i think only the torturer eel could harm me

hello

fuck my whole entire life

[yelling at the club to someone i met ten minutes ago] do you think im a burden be honest

imagine someone thinking of you and buying you flowers

ok now imagine a horse as a skeleton with a blue fire mane

tumblr is the website for if you're just someone's weird sister

shawty's like a malady in my head