Writer's Block

the thor movies are always the best tbh like that’s right up my alley

sorry steve and tony i dont care about your dumb governmence and politics i wanna see this centuries-old magical boy prince use vine for the first time

“hey its thor and this is smack cam” *punches loki across the earth*

Every time I talk to my roommate I feel my pineal gland calcify and my third eye close a little bit more

Last night she asked me how many days there are in a year and I said “why do you not know that?” and she said “why the fuck would I need to know that?”

She’s getting ready for work rn while listening to the Carrie Underwood song from the Super Bowl at full volume

Last night she was telling me about a car accident she was in years ago and she said they had to use the “jar of live” and I was like. Do you mean the jaws of life and she said “you don’t know what the jar of life is?”

She’s sitting next to me scrolling through a facebook meme page scream laughing and showing me literally every post and saying “what’s wrong? Are you okay” if I don’t laugh hard enough

I’m detecting a strong suburban Massachusetts upper middle class purgatory aura from this post.

Daniel Danger - "a headlight in the path of our breathing, a quiet little sound we can live in.“