Dolphins have zero respect lmao

Truthfully the most precious thing I have ever had the privilege to repost.

This makes my heart so happy. ❤️❤️❤️

this is how people 5'4" and under unload the washer

I really don’t think anything exists man

She perfect 💕

fun fact: my parents got married on april fools day so when i was 7 i tried to be funny and i made them an anniversary card that said ‘your marriage is a joke’ and my mom cried

i don’t think aliens exist

OH MY GOD

can you imagine not being human & just living out your days as a weeping willow, though? beautiful? by the water? unburdened? ideal

I wanna be the one from Harry Potter that beats the shit out of everyone and everything

reblog to raid the sun at midnight while its sleeping and distracted to steal its heat for the winter

The sun is an object… It doesn’t sleep…

excuse me. i have a quadruple phd in orb study and what you have is disrespect, i know what im talking about 

🌸*little giggles* daddy’s the only one allowed to put their mouth on baby girl ^_^🌸 -Babygirl