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“Howdy, pardner. Name’s Tex. Biblio Tex.”

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reading dnis is a great way to learn words that no one has ever used and might not even be real

apparently shaq was using his sponsorship with sora to make pictures and videos of his imagined romantic life with marilyn monroe and the children they would have together……. and then posting it where the entire world, including his real actual children, can see it 🫠🫠🫠

my promising gardening career was cut short when i was mauled by a rampaging basil plant

you can use this handy mnemonic to remember the planets of the solar system

mercury penus gearth cars wupiter caturn shuranus weptune iluto wluto mluto bluto aluto rluto bluto pluto

“whos the top and bottom in lawlight?” no one. they’re having sex in such unconventional and freakishly unheard of ways that there’s no feasible way it could ever be categorised into labels like that. what they do is beyond understanding. but also L tops

do you like my repetitive and outdated music taste

I like when you click a link and it turns purple its like youre bruising it

"here's my original character, Man Who Sucks But Loves His Daughter Very Much" and it's a guy who worships at the altar of patriarchal violence and the woman he uses as an excuse and an effigy to absolve him

well i think his daughter should tell him to kill himself

White queers, we need to unlearn our racism. No, trans women are not the black people of the trans community. Black trans people are the black people of the trans community. PLEASE. Unlearn your racism.

Also also also, a lot of queer beauty standards (and beauty standards in general tbh) are racist