I need all the aus right now.
youโre getting married to the wrong person so imma gonna crash your wedding
we were deeply in love but I broke your heart (even though Iโm still in love with you) when I moved away with no explanation or goodbye but now Iโm back home and we run into each other at the super marketย
iโm the captain of the football team, youโre the โgeekโ, but i still have a massive secret crush on you even though iโm afraid going out with you will fuck up my reputation
iโm a teacher, youโre my new student and god damn i want you
iโm a big corporate tykoone, youโre my new temp
iโm 32 and just lost my wife, youโre my 20 year old neighbor
weโre both married and are having an affair (complete, 100% angst)
iโm a wanted criminal on the run, youโre the young wild-child wanting to escape your boring life and live on the edge
our parents are the enemy crime lords, but i still love you
iโm a gladiator, youโre a roman elite
iโm a werewolf, whom you find wounded on the side of the road (as a wolf) and take in/nurse back to health โ i canโt shift back into human form because itโll freak you the fuck out. you share your secrets and hopes and dreams with me, and i fall in love with you, so, when youโre away from home, i shift back into a man and try to get you to fall in love with me too.ย
iโm an assassin, youโre my target
iโm a trouble youth, youโre the head of a youth home that takes me in
iโm a soldier, you run a war-protest group
iโm a soldier, youโre the girl i met and fell in love with before i shipped out to iraq, only to go missing, presumed to be dead. two years later, i show up on your doorstep โ only, youโre married with a baby. (based on traveling soldier, by dixie chicks)
iโm a play-it-safe banker, youโre the live-on-the-edge girl that gives me a ride to the gas station when my car breaks down
weโre stuck together, trying to survive during the zombie apocalypse !!
iโm leading a rebellion against the king, youโre his heir