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If you find the painting shown in the intro, comment its name or send me a DM. You might get a surprise...

The little chibi heads used for transitions are based on the villagers’ avatars from Animal Crossing New Horizons. I made them myself and every character with a sprite will get one! Pay attention to the species chosen, they’re not just aesthetic...

Erineas pointed out that Fern’s quest to collect pages and bring them back to a tentacled bald guy is literally a Slender Man quest. And it makes me laugh so much.

You’ll see the charming crow from the episode again.

The little laugh Fern does when she makes the Anya face is the one from the singer ADO

He’s a whore for little debbie desserts. You cannot look at that man and tell me he doesn’t buy little debbie snacks on a daily basis.

You’ve ever seen that tiktok with the guy with the really deep Kratos sounding voice begging the trucker to flip the little debbie truck? That’s him. That’s him pleading trucker to trucker to flip the little debbie truck.

His chain smoking addiction: How did it stem into the mass issue we know now? Smoking and alcoholism is deep rotted in his family, so he knew he was eventually going to get the curse anyways. Due to his oral fixation I’d say keeping a cigarette in his mouth keeps him calm and soothes his nerves. However a major drawback from this is his angsty withdrawals. EX: The bartender scene in Joyride 2

Has unpredictable mood swings, some days he’s fine and dandy, the next hour he’s itching to bash someone’s skull in.

Yes, his Peterbilt has a built in sleeper that’s modified to be able to accommodate his size. Does he use it? No. Over the years of pulling straight all nighters to get work done or going days without sleep, he’s given himself insomnia. Real bad insomnia. After it hits 3 AM he gives up and goes back on the road, and when he is tired he just falls asleep in the driver’s seat.

Once he has a chance to actually rest he immediately takes it no questions asked, he doesn’t have time to get undressed and all comfortable. He’s on the move 24/7, all days of the year.

When he actually wants to go home (highlight on WANTS), he’ll work himself to death. Which is why he gets so irritated and beyond pissed off if something happens to him while he’s trying to go home. He just made all of this money for the sole purpose of going home and hibernating till life needs him again. 

He 100% needs an anger management class, but even then I feel like he’d just murder everyone in the room.

When he is home he keeps his house at a crisp 60 degrees. He's a big man who produces an obnoxious amount of body heat. It doesn’t take a lot to warm him up, but cooling him down on the other hand is a complete nightmare.

His bible knowledge is ingrained into his frontal lobe from his mama. His mama was a very religious woman who made him do Sunday school. He doesn’t actively attend church however, he simply doesn’t have the time.

Stomach sleeper. Once he hits his bed he stays in one position till he senses a disturbance, he sleeps on his chubby tummy with his face buried in his pillows and the comfort halfway thrown on him.

He also sleeps in old pj pants, sometimes boxers. Never nude, it freaks him out for some reason.

He 100% sounds like a machine gun when he’s snoring, or a tank shooting a missile—He’s also a major drooler. But he keeps his sheets very clean so it isn’t a major issue.

He doesn’t shop, he thrifts most of his clothing because not a lot of stores would have clothes his size anyways. The only thing he buys regularly is new shoes.

His cowboy boots shown in Joyride 3 was a joke gift he made because owning a pair of real snake skin boots made him giggle for some reason, then when he wore them for the first time he felt like a brand new man. He attached some of the mummified jaws as spurs.

Avoids the hospital and doctor like a criminal, his mama taught him how to sew and he knows basic medical care. So whenever he gets injured he just deals with it, pops some pain killers and prays.

Knows the basics about cooking, BBQ however.. He can make a mean stack of ribs, a recipe his grandmama passed down to him in his will. Her damn recipe was why he was a chunky baby as a kid.

Has zero photos of his family in his house, well he has them but they aren’t framed or shown. He has his entire childhood in a box stuffed in the attic, he wishes to forget most of his childhood. But sometimes when he’s sad he’ll open the box and look through everything.

In an interview, he states he doesn’t know what sympathy is. And he wasn’t lying, he was never taught sympathy growing up. His father was the most unsympathetic and cruel man he’s ever known. Not to mention relentless bullying and harassment from the world, it hardened him to the point he barely feels anything but rage and a temporary feeling of calm. https://youtu.be/1Rtf39cpWr0?si=MPsrlP54WH3vZWJi 

Little things matter to him, he’s horrifically observant and notices everything. From where the hair is parted on someone's head to the length of their shoes.

His blood type isn’t a+ or ab+ it’s a mixture of redbull, 5 hour energy and nicotine. 

He doesn’t drink as much as people think he does, he doesn’t like how alcohol tends to take away his awareness and control of a situation. He only drinks once he’s home and in a safe environment instead of being out at a busy bar.

I have a hitch. He is a pool and card god, you cannot look at that man and think he doesn’t have a poker face. Spoiler: he uses it 24/7 when people can actually see his face.

Is actually really into cars and vehicles, his second option of working if he didn’t become a trucker was being a mechanic actually. As shown with both of his vehicles which are in prime condition and look brand-new.

His truck is his home, his job, and his firstborn baby. He does not take too kindly when it gets mistreated, he only has one specific truck shop he trusts well enough to do a proper detail and wax on his truck. He’s been going there for over 20 years and has a discount with the owner.

Has zero time to shave, and shaving in the truck stops isn’t really ideal. So he has a lot of body hair and a happy trail that leads to the happy meal, he’ll sometimes do his stubble if it gets too long and irritates him.

Not good with women, as shown several times he’s very awkward with women unless they are his victims which sets his stereotype and mindset on them.