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ASTARION EDITION โถ part one
โthere is a time and place for violence. i mean - this place is perfect. but is it the time?โ
โheaven forbid. weโre all entitled to our secrets.โ
โsitting by the fire while you do all the hard work sounds marvelous, actually.โ
โcouldnโt you wait ten minutes before being an absolute freak?โ
โyouโre welcome to try and kill me, of course. but i donโt die easily these days.โ
โugh, donโt be so nice to me. it makes me want to be nice back.โ
โa horrible death is always just around the corner with you.โ
โstabbing someone a dozen times can be many things. but โthe right thing to doโ? hm, i doubt it.โ
โimmortality is only as good as the life youโre living. an eternity of luxury sounds a lot better than an eternity of struggle.โ
โwhat are you doing? this isnโt safe. you canโt trust him.โ
โlook, iโm a not a details person, all right. but turning up and causing chaos has worked for us so far.โ
โthey were clearly artists. you can tell because itโs a mess in here.โ
โyou know, there is a point where bravery becomes stupidity. and walking into that thing would be very, very stupid.โ
โiโve had enough of bad poets singing of my looks - urgh.โ
โis the plant bothering you?โ
โuntil then, try not to die.โ
โoh yes, iโm fine. i just feelโฆ awful.โ
โshut that oversized chicken up.โ
โyou know, the only way to cure temptationโฆ is to give in to it.โ
โnext time, just warn me before you do something stupid.โ
โthere certainly is a strong ambience down here. i donโt know if itโs the bats or the decaying - everything. itโs quite homey.โ
โitโs nice to see heroes are as awful as the rest of us.โ
โunusually polite for a god.โ
โof all the places you dragged me, this might just be the most foul. and that is saying something, given some of the things you exposed me to.โ
โi mean, i hate to judge the proverbial book, but that oath may be all cover and no pages.โ
โa shapeshifter? it could be anyone. i mean - itโs not me. but it could be anyone else.โ
โsometimes we need to think with our heads before our knifes, dear.โ
โyou could watch for anyone acting strangely, but - well, you know the lunatics we camp with.โ
โthank you. for being that evil bastard.โ
โcan you feel that? the dark, itโs - hungry. best watch the shadows.โ
โthis place brings back the worst memories.โ
โwell, thatโs disturbing. still, better than having an actual conversation with him though.โ
โhonestly, just once, could we end up somewhere normal?โ
โi prefer to travel in smaller groups. itโs moreโฆ intimate.โ
โnice as it is, she still doesnโt have the best hair in the camp.โ
โthank goodness. i was worried iโd have to get involved. now, letโs keep our hands to ourselves.โ
โi much prefer it when iโm the one prowling in the shadows - about to strike.โ
โah, nothing says โtrue loveโ like faking your own death to avoid someone.โ
โyouโre not going to eviscerate him? i was hoping for a show.โ
โitโs just a waste of a perfectly good cult we could be controlling.โ
โcan you - ugh, can you shut up and let me read?โ
โi hate to be negative. but theyโll carve you up like a goose.โ
โmy, she sounds positively demented. i love it. letโs tell her everything.โ
โyou villain. i didnโt know you had it in you.โ
โa well-presented face can open a lot of doors.โ
โhardly a promising introduction.โ
โdo you mind? iโm brooding.โ
โiโd rather be the only dark power inside your body, if itโs all the same to you.โ
โeasy now, letโs not do anything hilarious.โย
โiโm with you, my dear. wherever this leads.โย
โi appreciate anyone who opens a conversation with bodily harm.โย
โnothing like a little camp drama to spice up the evening.โย
โitโs almost a pity things ended up amicably.โ
โwhat do you see when you look at me?โ
โi wouldโve liked more for my trouble than a pat on the head and vinegar for wine.โ
โdo you have any other chaos you need to unleash here?โ
โall i want is a little fun. is that so much to ask?โย
โdonโt be so sour. i like a good time as much as anyone.โย
โthis seems like a lovely little spot. the sense of impending doom aside.โ