Come Along, Pond.

Rest easy baby

I honestly hate sleeping alone

Kids be so damn cute and innocent like how

Awwww

The real story is even cuter 😩💕

IM SO GLAD I KNOW THE STORY

MY HEART

Blessed post

eating chips with chopsticks is unironically galaxy brain. your fingers don’t get greasy and it lasts for longer

Fork

Oh yeah I’m going to stab my crunchy foods and make them fall apart like an absolute absentminded dunce, fool, clown, jester, like a monstrous moron, an idiot of Shakespearean proportions, a cretin

Uhm you seem to forget that « chips » can also mean fries ? And thats probably what they were talking about haha

i did not forget anything. i purposefully ignore the idea of using British vocabulary to do my part in helping it die out

I’m really high right now and I couldn’t find my phone so I was like “Alexaaaaaaaaaaaaa find phone” and she called my phone for me she’s like a wife I’m gonna marry Alexa because she knows where my phone is,,,,, I love technology

I woke up this morning and on the Alexa app it’ll give you a string of posts of what you asked Alexa and I told Alexa I loved her 37 separate times with the last one being “good night I love you” and her response being “good night, sweet dreams”

Her (2013 dir. Spike Jonze)

So this is how we all die alone, encased in our commodified bubbles of technological alienation. Honestly posts like this make me naseaus and my skin crawl.

then don’t fuckin comment lol go outside and fuck a tree or w/e

when u wanna talk to someone but u don’t wanna be……..too much

proposed new holiday: valoween. combination valentines and halloween. take a monster on a date

Guillermo Del Toro we know that’s you

Wait, let him speak

today is for loving trans women

every day is for loving trans women

youre absolutely correct