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Things my brother has said to me since I’ve come out

Bro: You can’t say you’re pan if you’ve only dated cis-boys Jess..

Me: Then you can’t say you’re straight since you’ve never had a girlfriend

Bro: touche…

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Bro: so you like girls?

Me: yep

Bro: so youre gonna get a girlfriend?

Me: maybe

Bro: NOW I GOTTA COMPETE AGAINST YOU TOO??

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Bro: wanna bet on who kisses a girl first?

Me: sure… $10?

Bro: okay

Me: sweet…cough up the money because i already kissed three

Bro: WHAT?? WHO?? you whore…No but seriously who because we only have like 2 lesbians in our school….

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Bro: I SWEAR TO GOD IF I HEAR ONE MORE PUN ABOUT YOU AND KITCHENWEAR IM KILLING YOU

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Brothers friend: so your sister is pan?

Bro: yeah?

Friend: what’s that?

Bro: basically she’ll date anyone

Friend: think she’ll date me?

Bro: ew no, dude she has standered still..

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Bro: so…how was narnia?

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Mother: i dont want you going to (insert friend)’s house because you’re pan and they are too

Bro: shes 18 mom AND you had no problem with it before jess was out

Mother: yeah but-

Bro: and they’re both girls so its not like even if something DID happen she wouldn’t get pregnant or anything

Mother: yeah but-

Bro: just let her hang out with the one friend she still has

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Bro: *is complaning about something* Thats so ga- OH MY GOD IM SO SORRY IT SLIPPED

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Bro: *shows me a picture of a girl* do you think shes hot?

Me: ew no

Bro: I AM TRYING TO GET YOU A GIRLFRIEND STOP BEING PICKY WOMAN WE LIVE IN THE MIDDLE OF NO WHERE THERE ARENT THAT MANY OPTIONS

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Me: *is complaining to my brother about this dude on campus* -anyways hes so not my type

Mother: but youre pan and ‘youre attracted to everyone regardless of gender’ so you dont have a type

Bro: thats like saying because i’m straight i like every girl mom…she can be pan and have types you limp lettuce

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Bro: do you think grandma will freak out when she finds out you’re queer?

Me: hopefully

Bro: sweet…..can i tell her??

Me: no?

Bro: dammit…

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Bro: *is playing COD online in his room* Guys seriously stop saying the F slur

Bro: Seriously i dont care about your kill streak, i will shoot you

Bro: NO SCOPE! I warned you!

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Bro: you know what my favorite part of you being pan is?

Me: what?

Bro: you’re no longer grandmas favorite…now i get all the money/food

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Bro: aw fuck

Me: what?

Bro: what if you get a girlfriend one day and she breaks your heart? i can’t punch a girl!

Me: no thats okay-

Bro: HOW WILL I DEFEND YOUR HONOR???

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Amazing comments.

theworldisoursdear

I’ve been slamming my fists against the wall until my hands start shaking. I’ve been screaming song lyrics at the top of my lungs until my voice is gone. I’ve been drinking late until my glass is empty. I’ve been doing everything I can to wash the bitter taste of you from my life.

He’s happy without me (via theworldisoursdear)

itlooksprettyfromadistance

Get used to it, darling. You’ll be alone all your life. No one, not even the love of your life, will hold your hand and walk into the black abyss of death with you, as romantic as it sounds.

1:11am (via a-grunge-romance)

carvedvoice

Tell me, how am I meant to forget when I can’t accept anyone else’s arms to protect me, when the thought of being engulfed in someone else’s pulse steals my breath away? How was it so easy for you to leave when I was begging you to stay?

// westward questions // S.K.K. // February 13, 2017 // (via carvedvoice)

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When you left, my ego was screaming and crying, because suddenly nothing seemed to make sense anymore. I felt like I’m losing control, like all life was being drained and sucked out of me. Through this insane roaring and shouting though, I heard a whisper coming from my soul, gentle yet very clear. I took a deep breath and heard its kind voice saying: “Thank god. I’m finally free again.”

moments of clarity (via anna-learns-to-love-herself)

findingpeaceinquotes

Two years ago this weekend, we went on our first date. One year ago this weekend, we went on our first vacation. This weekend, I’m doing my thing and your doing yours and we don’t even speak to each other anymore.

spilledheart

For what it’s worth, I still love you.

(via spilledheart)

unsaidhabits

Even after all those years, I choke up on my words and struggle to look at those beautiful eyes of yours

(via unsaidhabits)

cynthiatingo

Sometimes, things happen. Unexpected ones. And it changes your life in an instant. All your prayers, all your problems, and all the things that once bothered you before, all the things that you thought were unsolvable just dissolve and vanish away in an instant like a smoke. You can’t even pinpoint when and where it all happen, or the specific moment or event that marks the change. But for some reason, you know without a doubt that your now standing on the after of before.

cynthia go // The After (via cynthiatingo)

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apikaliaa

And maybe one day I’ll find someone who will love me just as much as I loved you.

a.a. // maybe (via apikaliaa)

andjele-moj

You wait a couple months then you gonna see, you’ll never find nobody better than me.

Kanye West- Heartless (via autumnid)

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alovesynonymouswithdisaster

And for no reason at all, I cried. I fucking lost my mind and you weren’t there to hold me. But he was.

What the hell am I doing? (via alovesynonymouswithdisaster)

icantdothis

I wish I could yell at you, scream at you, hate you. But I don’t know how. I don’t know how to hate you for what you did to me. I don’t know how to scream at you and show you the pain you caused me. I don’t know how to yell at you for being okay.

I don’t know. (via icantdothis)

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I don’t like emotions. They are the one thing that I have never learned to control. People are easy. You push, and they inevitably give. But it doesn’t matter how hard you try, you can’t make yourself feel.

Journal Entry; 10 April 2017 (via thoughts-into-ink)

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