there's no one around

our father, who art in chicago,

“why do you have a gap in your resume” idk why is there a gap in your staff. worry about that

assuming shes average height. her boobs appear to be about 1/3 her torso and average torso of a female being 22.6” her boobs are about 7.5” long. a foot is 12 inches. theyre moving at 5,600ft aka 67200 inches a second. her boobs are flopping 8960 times a second.

8960 flops per second would result in the shockwaves from her breasts emitting an 8960 Hz tone, which is actually a very shrill noise within the range of human hearing. You can enter 8960 into this website to hear an audio sample of what her breast-tone would approximately sound like

Did all of you major in boob math

Its not boob math its Jiggle Physics

I just made a delicious sandwich And youu dont get a single drop lol 💧 Starve