SourwolfConfidential

The Peter Hale Supernatural Battle Club Organization (SBCO)

The ultimate arena for the supernatural beings of Beacon Hills.

The Rules:

Humans are welcome to join the fray, provided their opponent is NOT an Alpha (we’d like to keep our human participants... well, human. No accidental biting allowed!).

All combat styles are permitted. No holds barred.

The "Stilinski Advantage": Any human sparring with a supernatural being is entitled to bring and use Stiles Stilinski’s upgraded baseball bat in the ring.

The Code: Mutual respect and empathy are mandatory. We’re here to fight, not to lose our humanity.

The Aftermath: The winner is obligated to treat the loser and their entire pack to a legendary dinner.

Tonight’s Main Event: Returning to the ring after a temporary disqualification is the eerie, yet undeniably charismatic and strikingly attractive chimera — Theo Raeken. (Reminder: He was caught lining his gloves with wolfsbane dust during his infamous bout with Liam Dunbar. He says he’s "reformed" now. We’ll see).

VS.

His opponent: The big, healthy gray wolf himself. He’s the undisputed supernatural hottie of Beacon Hills, basically the Superman of the pack, and just an all-around great guy (unless you're Stiles at 3 AM) — Derek Hale.

Hey, are we running a fight club here or a male beauty pageant? Let’s stop getting distracted by the pretty faces and start appreciating the combat techniques and the raw skill of our fighters.

P.S. A suggestion from some audience members to have the fighters wear balaclavas has been officially rejected. Lydia Martin stated (and Mason Hewitt firmly confirmed) that balaclavas would only make them look even more attractive. And who are we to argue with the incomparable Banshee? We run a respectable fight club here, after all.

Who will emerge victorious from the Beacon Hills Battle Grounds? 1) Derek Hale 2) Theodore Raeken 3) Peter Hale (Because let’s face it, he always wins somehow) 4) A Draw 5) Your own prediction

UPDATE: Forget the votes. The backstage cameras just leaked the actual results...

Concept Art / Fan Made

My vision for another perfect role for Dylan O'Brien: Norman Bates in a reimagined version of the classic "Psycho."

Okay, let's take it even further: imagine a feature-length Teen Wolf continuation, but as a full-blown parody in the vein of Scary Movie or The Naked Gun.

The Plot: The Beacon Hills pack finally decides to get their finances in order and opens a countryside wellness retreat. The goal? To generate enough profit to cover the city's damages — everything from claw-scratched cars to smashed walls. Plus, the hotel offers "psychological recovery" for townspeople accidentally bitten by unstable Betas.

Expect endless parody nods to classic cinema, modern blockbusters, and current world events. I truly believe this is what long-time Teen Wolf fans need. We’ve grown up. Seeing grown-up actors playing straight-faced supernatural drama can feel a bit naive now. A self-aware comedy, however? That’s the sweet spot for those of us who have been here since the beginning.

Just my take. Like/reblog if you're in!