Soursweethart

Real Name: [Unknown]

Alais(es):

JJ

John Doe (Not to be confused with Jane Doe, the Soldier)

Age: [Unknown]

Class: Scout

Species: Metahuman Freak

Gender: Male (He/Him)

Status: Alive

Alignment: Chaotic Good

Danger Level: Low

Abilities:

Regenerative healing factor

Enhanced speed

Enhanced reflexes and senses

Extraordinary musical capabilities

Expertise in multiple instruments

Can pull out or summon any instrument of his wish (We are unsure where he gets them from)

Singing

Dancing

Weaknesses:

Easily distracted

Takes varying time periods to regenerate

His neutral physical strength is no more than your average Engineer's

Tends to be naive at times

Is very sensitive when it comes to his instruments

Gets very uncomfortable around Vagineers

JJ is a very social and friendly Freak. He's hyper enthusiastic, silly, and has a deep passion for all things related to music. He wears a pink shirt, a purple bag, ripped, dark brownish pants, purple shoes, headphones, black earrings, and bandages on his hands. He always has a large, goofy grin on his face. It tends to be more creepy than desired. It doesn't go very well with his left eye. Don't ask how it got like that. He doesn't remember.

JJ has the ability to regenerate his body from any kind of harm or injury, no matter how severe. Shot wound? The bullet pops out after a while and the hole heals by itself. Missing limbs? They'll regrow in minutes. Head chopped off? Oh, don't worry. He's fine, he says as he's holding his bleeding head within his hands. He hardly feels pain anymore. It makes him real popular with the cannibal crowd.

JJ hardly ever gets into fights, and when he is pulled into one, he doesn't take it seriously. He doesn't even fight back half the time. He might just lay there laughing while he's getting beat to a pulp, eventually weirding the attacking Freak out. But when he's in a fun mood, he can spin whole the fight into something like a dance or song, confusing and annoying the Freak he's against.

As said before, JJ loves music. There's not a single thing he loves more, whether it be playing his instruments, writing songs, listening to music, or even talking about it. He's got basically any instrument you can name within his bag (don't ask how). He also enjoys singing and dancing. He likes to perform and entertain others. He just wants to be free to run around, expressing and spreading joy through music. And he will even break into musical numbers at random. Yes. When you meet him, he will break into song at least once. There is no escape from it. Hope you like musicals.

Oh. And a bit of advice. Don't touch his instruments. He gets agitated when someone tries to touch them. And, God forbid, damages one of them... It won't end well. Don't do it.

JJ's memory can be a little iffy sometimes. He doesn't remember where h came from or who he used to be. There are no records of him working for RED, BLU, or any other organization. He just appeared one day. His origins are a mystery. At times, when he's thinking about it, he might just freeze up for a moment. Then he'll look at you and be like "what were we talking about?"

Despite his cheerful, musical personality, he actually doesn't have a lot of friends. Most regular people are put off by him for reasons he can't grasp. Why are you turning the other way? Is there something on his face? And trying to make friends with other Freaks isn't much easier. He can't bond much over spilling blood and dining on flesh. And even then, most of them tend to find him rather... annoying. He doesn't get it. People are so confusing. Oh well. Maybe he'll make a friend some day.

Things I was inspired by (this is long):

The Creeper (Batman Animated Series)

Pinkie Pie (My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic & Friendship is Witchcraft)

Spinel (Steven Universe)

Wander (Wander Over Yonder)

Ice King/Simon (Adventure Time)

Pinky (Pinky and The Brain)

Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck

Jane Doe (Ride the Cyclone)

Kinger and Caine (The Amazing Digital Circus)

Molly McGee (The Ghost and Molly McGee)

Sun from FNAF Security Breach

Tiny Tim

Will Wood

Evelyn, Evelyn

Deadpool

Gretel (Sodikken)

Harley Quinn

Spamton (Deltarune)

ENA

Polite Spy

Ass Pancakes

Everywhere at the End of Time

Willard! by Will Wood

Body by Mother Mother

Remember You from Adventure Time

The Mind Electric from Miracle Musical - Hawaii: Part II

Never Every Getting Rid of Me from Waitress

Bloody Mary, Kate and Ashley by PUP

Real Name: [Unknown]

Alias: Monsieur Deuil

Age: [Unknown]

Class: Spy

Species: Cybernetic Human (Presumed)

Gender: Male (He/Him)

Status: Alive

Location: [Unknown]

Alignment: Lawful Neutral

Danger Level: High

Abilities:

Extendable metal limbs

Enhanced Strength

Agility

Adaptability

Stealth

Durability

Close combat

Expertise with knives and revolvers

Weaknesses:

Though his physical strength is notable, it does not surpass more powerful Freaks. He must rely more on on his adaptability and other tools when dealing with those kind of Freaks. He only gets in close combat when he needs to or he when knows he has the advantage.

Can be caught off guard when the person he's fighting does something he doesn't predict.

Other Notes:

Monsieur Deuil was first spotted in 2011. He was described with a face covered in bandages. His real face has never been seen. He was seen fighting and killing a small group of Vagineers.

Not much is known about Monsieur Deuil. We only have so much recorded information, most being sightings from witnesses. He is a seclusive Freak, and knows how to stay out of the public eye. Though recently, he's been acting more bold.

The most notable trait about Monsieur Deuil is his pursuit of other Freaks. Almost every documented instance with him is from a Freak battle. From the information we've gathered, we believe he is some sort of Freak hunter. He spends his time in the shadows, stalking and studying specific Freaks, waiting for the right moment to strike.

It is unknown what Monsieur Deuil's true goal is. But what we do know is that he shows little mercy to anyone who gets in his way, whether it be another Freak, an HECU officer, or just a regular mercenary.

We've considered the possibility this Freak may be working for a larger organization. However, we found no records that could back this theory up. It's unlikely he works for HECU, considering he attacked one of their officers before. He could be a bounty hunter. He could be someone else's robot. Or perhaps he is just someone who despises Freaks.