EZY-PZY-LEMON-SQZY

CW: Blood

Bethesda, you seriously expect me to act NORMAL around this robot when he's literally the sexiest hunk of metal ever made? He's witty, hes kindhearted, he loves puns, hes useful, hes strong and confident when need be but still tender and emotional, he butters me up CONSTANTLY because I treat him well, and he's also just genuinely an attractive robot. WHY CAN'T I ROMANCE HIM IM SOO MAD😭😭😭😭😭💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔 CODSWORTH I WANT YOU SO SO SOSOSOO BADDDDDUGGJHGH. I just reached max affinity for him and my heart is THUMPING !!!!!

Besides, I'm preeeetty sure he likes me back. Besides all the mushy stuff he says to me, I waited a couple hours in game earlier and when I "woke up" I found him sitting directly on top of me. Just. Why. Your engine is right in my face, Sir. Not that I'm complaining.

WHY IS HE LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT😫

More pictures because I'm in love with him