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"slut era," I whisper. seconds later i have a failed one night stand with the woman who will become my wife.

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hottest person in the world is the enby twink who was leading tours of Shakespeare's Globe in April 2024. i do not remember your name, my prince, but I remember your gay little haircut and pronoun pins. you are Shakespeare's dream, and mine.
Goncharov (1973) dir. Martin Scorsese was actually prophesized by Jorge Luis Borges in "Tlön, Uqbar, Orbis Tertius" (1940)
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adult fiction written by men: my life is meaningless. i must have sex with this woman 30 years my junior. but for aesthetic reasons
adult fiction written by women: the woman next door is my husband’s secret wife and now she’s killed my husband. but actually she was me this whole time.
young adult fiction written by men: completely ordinary young lad goes on outdoor adventure
young adult fiction written by women: girl capable of killing God does

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Can I please ask for your top five theories on why the Ringwraiths become so much more powerful over the course of the LotR trilogy? By the end of the books a single Ringwraith holds an army of 6000 men in paralysing dread from a height of a mile, they're dismaying hosts of men, etc. And in the beginning, they're easily defeated by "jumping behind a tree," "pretending to be in a different room," "getting on a little boat," "man with a stick on fire," etc.
hmm ok
1) their power depends on how physically close they are to sauron/mordor
2) they consciously weren’t unleashing their full power early in Fellowship bcos it didn’t seem worth it when they were just dealing w hobbits
3) they just woke up from a REALLY long nap and it takes them a while to fully come ‘online’
4) their power just waxes & wanes sometimes
5) hobbits are their One Weakness
YES okay adding more
6) they have essentially no bodily power - in addition to their sight, their abilities are also mostly derived from their mounts, so when they were on basically-dragons, one of them could force an entire military city to its knees just by flying over it; mounted on horses,they were Quite Intimidating in Bree, and eight of them gave Glorfindel a run for his money; on foot they could be defeated by Farmer Maggot's barking dog
7.) They kindly levelled up as the heroes did so it would be fair
8.) Sauron explicitly gains power throughout the series and possibly has more to share with his minions
9) the Shire exerts a dampening effect on all attempts at majesty... genius new theory in which the Ring is nearly harmless, Gandalf known mostly for his fireworks, the Witch-King of Angmar is reduced to interrupting tea parties, etc because the land is just not very magical at all
10) Bilbo wrote the first book and a half and could not resist making chase scenes into slapstick comedy, Frodo wrote the rest and didn't even bother trying to hide his moods
I'm pretty sure the wraiths were laying low because the Shire was constantly watched by the Rangers, of which there were far more than nine, each of whom was a Diet Aragorn also something something tom bombadil, yeah
I like theory 9. It also has implications on why hobbits in general have an odd take on things with no obvious purpose, aka manthoms. It becomes a giant game of hot potato to avoid getting cursed.
All of which could be attributed to the nearness of Tom ‘Anti-materialism’ Bombadil.
At the beginning of The Hobbit when Bilbo recognises Gandalf as "Gandalf who gave the Old Took a pair of diamond cufflinks that only come off when they're ordered" (and are never referenced again despite being a fairly startling item, in a universe where intelligent jewelery is something to be highly suspicious of). In the framework of theory 9, these cufflinks could be immensely powerful items - haunted, precious gems that obey the will of their owner! - who have an ENTIRE series worth of their own lore, which were recovered during the hinted-at adventure of the unrepentant Gandalf and The Remarkable Belladonna Took, and delivered to a place of perfect safekeeping, where they would never cause any problems at all. The Old Took just has magic diamonds what of it? And just like Mad Baggins became a local fairy tale and Frodo never received recognition in his homeland, we will never ever ever know what exactly happened there.
If I might suggest
11) Sauron's connection to the Ringwraiths is like wifi, and the signal in the Shire is like half a bar because it's bloody far and there are mountains in the way, and the rings at Imladris and Lothlórien (and on Gandalf) are like strings of Elven fairy lights that interfere with the wifi signal - so the Ringwraiths' awful wailing screams heard in the journey from the Shire are them unsuccessfully trying dial-up modem
Hnnnnnnng every single one of these takes is so GOOD
Galadriel: you're back early
Gandalf, loading gun: bag end is a Faraday cage
Theory 10-
Tom Bombadil, unbeatable godclown who Sauron can’t touch, is just oozing such a metric tonne of whimsey at any given moment that the Wraith’s can’t even begin to properly penetrate the bubble of Chill Vibes emanating from the Shire 24/7 until their Master is basically at full power. See also why the Dunadine, mythical warriors from the times of old and teachers of the next King of Men hang out around the Shire because goddamnit SOMEBODY has to keep these adorable little weirdos safe.
I kid you not, the Dunadine just kind of hang out around the shire, keeping it safe.
This is also why, I think, in the book cannon when Saruman runs off to the Shire to hang out with his evil cohort hobbit for the rest of his life, who is a Sackville-Baggins I believe, he becomes a fun comedy villain nicknamed Sharkey by hobbits. Unless you are the literal Devil, you cannot penetrate the whimsy of the Shire because Tom Bombadil and his wife Goldberry are just too fun and powerful.
Also I’m pretty sure the Entwives are living in the Shire forests but I don’t know if Merry’s movie quote about there being a forest near the Shire where the trees grow tall and talk to each other is book-cannon. However, I maintain that that is why, at the end, Tom Bombadil is only interested in the parts of the adventure that involve the Ents because he’s like “holy shit I know where the Entwives are! HERE! My wife and I play Whimsy Bridge with them on thursdays hot damn I can finally bring the rest of the Ents here so they stop asking me to set them up with any sexy sapient bushes I know. Awesome!”
girls will carry unimaginable primordial rage but still go about their day as if nothing is wrong and that is very sexy of us I think
Last one of the set! Based on the scene in the novels where Kyoshi paints her eye makeup with her own blood because she is a certified badass.
Korrasami x Bisexuals of the Blade crossover courtesy of @/fancy_foxtrot on twitter!
Original photographs by their friend @/stndrd.photo on Instagram!
The text for Asami’s betrothal necklace (based off of Raava) says: “Asami, I will always love you for as long as there is light in the dark. — Korra”
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Original photos by Antonio Guillem!

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I can’t post my newest comic yet but here’s a panel featuring Enkidu and Gilgamesh, who awoke something in me at a young age
Phantom of the Opera but with lesbians
sign me the fuck up
Will Takarazuka Revue’s all-female production of Yeston and Kopit’s Phantom suffice?
S I G N 👏 M E 👏 T H E 👏 F U C K 👏 U P
GAY POWER MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE ACTIVATED.
If you like that I highly suggest you should check out Wao Yoka as Dracula. Not only is she a great female Dracula but she’s one of the best Draculas period.
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It’s in Japanese but the refrain there is essentially
“It’s over. It’s over. The battle’s done. Why don’t you just surrender to me? You can see I have won.”