Shaman School Drop Out

all dogs want to do is sniff and smell and eat smudge off the ground.  all cats want to do is roll and break objects.  but there is no limit to the goals of a fish.

So I recently moved into a storage closet (an actual repurposed maintenance closet) and can finally afford the student loan payment/ hawaiian shirt budget I've always dreamed of

oh to be a nun in 1350 enjoying quiet time and gardening and having lots of lesbian sex and then dying at the ripe old age of 36

Life expectancy statistics measure the average age of death. Because infant/childhood mortality was so incredibly high until recently, it really dragged down that average. If you exclude infant/childhood mortality from your statistic, you’ll see that humans (that survive childhood) have consistently lived into their 70s, meaning if you were a woman that survived childhood and never had to go through pregnancy, you may well get a good 50+ years of lesbian sex and gardening!

Reblog for a good 50+ years of lesbian sex and gardening

This is what the raid on Area 51 is actually going to look like.

if you ask any man to do a Gollum impression he will do it for longer than necessary and he’ll be so proud of it. this is universally true.

I think it is brave and also very sexy of me to continue living

She’s a hero.

alrighty she’s already performed one miracle, a couple more and we can canonize her

She absorbed the secrets of the orange and can not handle what she learned. Weakling.