computer wife

sorry i cant hang out i forgot how to mimic human like behaviour

catching a whiff of my own perfume and being like “oh that smells nice!!!” small joys every day baby

first you have to remember that the first disco ball was painstakingly put together by hand from nothing but an idea and lots of intricately cut glass and bandaids and then you have to think about the experience of being under a disco ball for the very first time, bathed in reflections of an era that has not yet come to past, and finally you end up wondering what else there is around you that has yet to be unearthed by something with so much as a silly name

If I were a farmer I simply would not need a sheep dog. I would reason with the sheep and explain to them the logic of where I want them to go.

please tell me that everyone else also scrolled down, saw the caption on the second photo, and scrolled back up to double-check

Woud u rather have a red apple or a green apple or have a fist that shoots blades

friendly advice to not revolve your life around one person, one feeling, one place, one memory, one problem. the complexity of life and the diversity of the world is beautiful and you have the right to explore it. do not settle for less. you deserve better.

You're 22 your life is just be-ENDING! Because its OVER! You're FUCKED!!!!

i am going to freak out! and not in a way anyone finds endearing or relatable