White Lies

‘  getting the fuck over things is the best!  ’ ‘  i love the concept. never tried it, but it’s a hell of a concept!  ’ ‘  you know that feeling you get when you’ve just showered and you crawl into a soft bed with clean sheets and you just feel safe and calm? that’s how i want my heart to feel.  ’ ‘  when dogs say boof instead of barking. reblog if u agree  ’ ‘  where does a mansplainer get his water? from a well, actually.  ’ ‘  do girls really mature faster? or do we just excuse boys’ immaturity longer?  ’ ‘  if i had to pin point my biggest flaw, it would probably be me.  ’ ‘  will anyone ever fall in love with my boring ass???  ’ ‘  date a girl who keeps a post-it note over her webcam bc the government is watching her.  ’ ‘  the difference between 4 a.m. and 5 a.m. is late as fuck and early as hell.  ’ ‘  does anyone else get language cravings? like you’re doing the dishes and suddenly feel an irresistible urge to learn a little danish.   ’ ‘  kinda want a relationship. kinda don’t ever want to give someone the power to hurt me.  ’ ‘  fuck boys, I only trust rice.  ’ ‘  whoever i end up marrying is going to be lucky af cause i got so much love to give.  ’ ‘  luke skywalker is relatable because he did a couple days of exercise and was like “actually i’d rather go die in a war.”  ’ ‘  mood: saying “mood” to everything.  ’ ‘  i’m really bad at conversations. sorry if i’ve ever talked to you  ’ ‘  share a coke with the indescribable, omnipresent feeling of dread in the pit of your stomach.  ’ ‘  the struggle between me wanting to be successful and me wanting to lay in bed 24/7.  ’ ‘  i’m at the “we’ll see” stage in my life. with everything and everyone. we will see.  ’ ‘  while extroverts get their energy by being around other people, i (an introvert), get energy from being hit by a train. more or less.    ’ ‘  a cup of hot tea really heals ur soul this is true science.  ’ ‘  i’m going to cry i’m so lonely now and all i have is this fucking cup of leaf water.  ’ ‘  why do superheroes care so much about their cities? its always “i have to protect this city” or “people of this city will die” like chill, i mean shit i don’t even know who my mayor is.  ’ ‘  when i say “the other day” it can be anytime between yesterday and my birth.  ’ ‘  YOU KNOW WHAT’S EXTREMELY TOXIC? JEALOUSY, turning saints into the sea. swimming through sick lullabies. choking on your alibis, but it’s just the price i pay  ’ ‘  two years i ago i was a fucking mess and now i’m a fucking mess, but at peace with it and i’ve found a bunch of great music.  ’ ‘  move, greg. i have depression and i want the pasta. it’s an emergency.  ’ ‘  life problems i anticipated as a child: quicksand, ghosts. life problems i did NOT anticipate as a child: the crushing sense of failure associated with botched social interactions.  ’ ‘  i get so excited when i can’t remember the name of someone i knew in high school it’s like i’m one step closer to being fully cleansed.  ’ ‘  what do u mean i don’t have a social life??? i just went grocery shopping with my mom.  ’ ‘  i’m a laid back person with a ton of anxiety.  ’ ‘  i can’t hear you over how much i hate my town.  ’ ‘  i accidentally vented to them so now i can never speak to them again.  ’ ‘  oh sweet, sweet sounds of 80s synthesizers, alleviate me.  ’ ‘  “i’m trying my best!!” i say as if my best didn’t pack up and leave me in 2012 without any warning.  ’ ‘  we all went through something when they played hallelujah in shrek.  ’ ‘  imagine getting a mental notification for every single time someone thought about you… it’d still be dry like my phone.  ’ ‘  it’s funny because even online i find it hard to be social and make friends.  ’ ‘  bamf: bad at making friends.  ’ ‘  i hate when someone turns my music down in the car to speak… u think your convo is more important than this absolute banger??? get out!!  ’ ‘  (to the tune of the final countdown): it’s a mental breakdown!  ’ ‘  rip doesn’t even mean rest in peace anymore, it’s just rip.  ’ ‘  if you wanna be my friend you gotta put up with me disappearing for weeks at a time and my inability to make emotional connections so be prepared.  ’ ‘  “it’s uncool to tie your jacket around your waist” is straight propaganda and they might have to carry theirs around but we don’t.  ’ ‘  why do tv shows get canceled like finish what u fucking started.  ’ ‘  the number of messages i’ve failed to answer across all my devices and media platforms will be weighed against my soul on judgment day, and i will be cast into hell.  ’ ‘  i’m really boring if i’m not comfortable with you.  ’ ‘  do you fake conversations in your head of you venting to someone??  ’ ‘  just cus i cant live off pasta doesnt mean i wont live off pasta.  ’ ‘  i need a small loan of $1,000,000.  ’ ‘  i’m not the same person i was 2 minutes ago.  ’ ‘  where can i find this friendzone i need some friends.  ’ ‘  i have an idealized version of myself in my mind and she’s really pissed off at my life choices.  ’ ‘  i like staying up at unhumanly hours but i also like getting 12 hours of sleep do u see my problem?  ’ ‘  i hate how when ppl get in an argument they start using big ass words, like how u go from a meme loving fuck to an english professor in 2 seconds.  ’ ‘  when someone calls u their best friend out loud > romantic love.  ’ ‘  sometimes u just have to say ‘tragic’ and move on.  ’ ‘  if u can afford to spend 12k on a festival to see blink 182 u can afford to die there.  ’ ‘  i feel like i’m in the sims where it takes 5 hours to make pasta and then u have to immediately go to bed.  ’ ‘  my kink is having absolutely no one from high school know anything about me or what I’m doin now lmao  ’ ‘  dont ignore me ?? i despise being ignored ?? i mean im ignoring like 8 ppl right now but still ???  ’ ‘  people who suggest getting breakfast together as a hangout plan are the kind of people you want to hang onto.  ’ ‘  my specialty: the accidental 12-hour nap in broad daylight.  ’ ‘  i think what’s wrong with me is that i don’t live secluded in a hut in the woods. i don’t bang enough rocks against enough things. i just haven’t forged any swords.  ’ ‘  whoever invents headphones that are comfortable to sleep in will get so rich.  ’ ‘  i’m an angry person and i want to let it out and be an asshole but i’m also a nice person and i don’t want to actually hurt anyone’s feelings. do u feel me??  ’ ‘  your smile makes any day a thousand times better.  ’ ‘  hey hmu if u wanna fall in love with me.  ’ ‘  90′s babies… we getting old.  ’ ‘  stay safe because I like being alive at the same time as you.  ’ ‘  i love my solitude but i was meant to be a lover.  ’ ‘  i’m literally tired of myself.  ’ ‘  i really do mean all those things i say to you. i hope you know this.  ’ ‘   there’s something so nice about friends who tell you they love you. ’ ‘  i love the moon!!!! she follows me everywhere to make sure i’m safe.  ’ ‘  brah fuck it i’m just die.  ’ ‘  i won’t hesitate (to love you unconditionally) bitch.  ’ ‘  i’m kiss deprived.  ’ ‘  i just want someone to kiss my neck, cuddle me, and play with my hair.  ’ ‘  me, two days into spring: do you remember the good old days when all the bugs were in hell where they belong?  ’ ‘  je suis,…. how do u say it……….. ready 2 die.  ’ ‘  not putting a case on your iphone is like not putting a baby in a car seat.  ’ ‘  if i want you, never worry about who wants me.  ’ ‘  calling me baby makes me so freakin weak.  ’ ‘  i’m a solid 2/10 but i’m kinky and loyal so hmu.  ’ ‘  watching documentaries and making out on the couch is my kind of date.  ’ ‘  space pisses me OFF the sun is TOO large and black holes are TOO mysterious and aliens are TOO sneaky.  ’ ‘  date someone who makes it feel like there’s a sunset in your chest every time you look at them.  ’ ‘  push me onto the bed and climb on top of me.  ’ ‘  hearing “i love you” from the right person feels like a big warm hug.  ’ ‘  all the love songs are becoming about you now.  ’ ‘  the rumors are true: i’m soft and i just want to be loved.  ’ ‘  avatar: the last airbender (2005-2008) would never have let me down like this.  ’ ‘  first of all i love tiddies so jot that down.  ’ ‘  fr tho, communication is so important to me. tell me what u want from me, tell me how i make u feel, be real with me, be real with ur soul.  ’ ‘  i really need to be fucked by something other than life.  ’ ‘  you are good and kind and the sun shines differently on you.  ’ ‘  goin home to be ugly in peace is one of my fav things to do.  ’

“It’s not what it looks like..”

やばい

    “Oh? What are you buying, Oumoron? If you cooked, I’d be sure to smell it all the way near my fucking place with how shitty you’d stink everything up! Soo.. What are you making? Pancakes coated in syrup? Sandwiches covered in jelly? Spill the beans, fucker! That is.. Unless you’re keeping it a secret! Heh.”

After he did let that one sink in, he still asked: “Buuut, enough about little ol’d me, what about you?”

“Are you here to say more robophobic comments at me?!”

As a form of welcome back greeting, the supreme leader gave him a hug, or that was at least what it looked like at first... “C’mon, that’s not fair! I would never make fun of you! I would never bully a-” that’s when he took a step back. “Wait, that’s right! You’re not another human being, that’s also why you’re that metallic and cold, huh? Nee-heehee, how have you been though and where were you? Did you need to recharge or whatever?” 

🌸✨Valentine’s✨🌸

“ isn’t she cute ? well, since you already have it in your hands and i was planning on selling it …”   merlin mused, with a smile. of course, it couldn’t be left behind without an initial price,  “ i’d wager 700 dust should cover for costs, yeah ? ”   // @sotouso​ — sc.

“What is this modeled after? Some sad clown?” said the ex leader of a group that used actual clown masks... But hey, the stranger couldn’t know that, right? For now it was a good enough burn. “If ya want any of my dust for that thing, you have to make it cooler! Give it some plastic-gun or how about cooler hair or somethin’! Hey, I know! I’m bored anyways, so how about you change some stuff to my liking for a finishing touch? Sounds super duper fun, riiight?”