El Chupacabra

jesus was a gamer

how

died in a t pose

respawned

this is one of the best things if not the best I’ve seen in my life 

Welp

My heart will always be soft. I will never stop looking for the good and love in everything. You can’t take that away from me.

I know for a fact I’ve told this story on here before but I’ll never get over the time when I was working retail and I was cashing out some lady so I asked “cash, debit or credit how are you paying, ma’am?” And she said “that’s none of your business.” And demanded to speak to my manager about my invasive question

why you bake me

If you were to vacuum up jello through a metal tube, well I think that’d be a neat noise 

i beg to differ 

Then Beg

I’m going to say something super controversial here: billionaires shouldn’t exist

only one person can be valid at at time it turns out. validity is passed around like the olympic torch

Mom said its my turn on the valid

*feels ok for 1 second* amazing. i was faking my mental illness all along