devil takes care of his own

Favorite part of everyone’s day? Mine was probably pissing off this Starbucks barista. I paid in all change.

You’re such a dork, ew.

I'm actually broke, but thanks for the compliment!

Shut UP for fucking once, I would figure since someone popped you in the mouth that you would shut you ugly ass mouth for once but apparently you don’t know when to stop.

Go ahead and hit me if it’ll make you feel better.

Thanks Sorren. Good to know my lesbian tendencies were obvious.

Stop it. He likes you.

You still don’t know that.

Fairly certain. I talked to him last night.

I was so relieved; that was my chance to finally stop pretending like I actually wanted you for more than sex…

You do realize how much you’re embarrassing yourself right now, right? You basically just called yourself a hoe.

You cheated on me- that makes you the whore. I was into you, realized you're a psychopath, and then simply used you for sex.

He deserved it. What a brilliant asshole.

But why did he punch you in the face?

I was calling him out on being a shitty human being.

Really? That’s progress, right?

Uh- yeah, I guess? Progress means working towards something, though- and we’re not working towards much from what I’ve gathered.

Stop it. He likes you.

Already on my way.

Sounds good.

I’m glad you’re feeling it from someone, since God knows you probably don’t get it elsewhere.

Remember? I do get it from elsewhere. Or in our case, someone else.

I was so relieved; that was my chance to finally stop pretending like I actually wanted you for more than sex...

He deserved it. What a brilliant asshole.

I didn’t know that. I’m sorry, Lex..

Don’t be I mean it’s not your fault. That’s why I left.

I never knew.. damn.