I like cats a lot

slut era (just trying to make new friends)

not the loop repeating tomorrow because I didn't break the pattern today

who wanna come over and clap when bad things happen in horror movies with me

oh you mean with hands

not ruling anything out

Sorry, I could never be a capitalist, I suffer from “wanting humans to have their basic needs met” disorder, where I care about people who aren’t me.

Someone once asked me if, assuming we got universal healthcare, I would be okay with the rise in “healthcare tourism” where people who are sick come to our country to get their medical bills taken care of and life-saving medical treatment cheaper than in their home countries. I was just like, yeah thats fine, I’d actually prefer it if 0 people died from preventable causes kept behind a paywall for no reason.

“even the addicts?” yeah dude did i fucking stutter

queen elizabeth single just in time for hot girl summer

i wouldve made it to 100

damn shawty you ambiguous... like, morally 😏

my least favorite vowel is o

mine is u

I procrastinate so much now that if I ever become a vampire I will literally put things off for centuries. 

lets start wearing cloaks and swords again. its time