jet pack blues

I can swing it. Don’t go getting any ideas that this is a date though.

Oh, don’t worry. This is totally platonic. I don’t swing that way.

Well, come on. I need ice cream stat.

As long as you’re buying.

Iconic. So since you’ve decided to pass on drunk brother duty, do you want to ditch this place?

I definitely do need to hide if I’m going to avoid drunk brother duty.

As it should be. Some people just don’t understand that.

I very much stand by it, I’ll probably use that as my yearbook quote.

A girl with priorities. I knew I liked you.

Self care first, that’s my motto.

You could put his head in a trash can. Now, your problem is solved.

I think he can do that himself. I don’t wanna get my hands dirty, I just got my nails done.

Aw, look at you. I’m so proud.

My mom is probably going to kill me, but I’ll take anything that doesn’t involve cleaning up puke or anything that comes out of the human body.

And what did they say when you told them that? Well, if you must be on drunk brother duty, hopefully you at least get some good blackmail out of it.

A big, hard no. I’m letting go of drunk brother duty, that is not my job, and Dean is a grown boy who can take care of himself.