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my favorite thing in the muppet show is when jim did an impressive puppetry trick but was clearly worried the audience wouldnt notice so he had kermit just directly point it out
he was probably right to do so though because every time i see kermit drink milk or blow out a candle i dont think twice about it like yeah hes kermit he can do that
my favourite ever literary trope is āyou want me to be a villain? iāll show you a villainā that shit gives me goosebumps and given the right context also turns me on
#the tigerā¦he destroyed his cage⦠yes⦠YESā¦. the tiger is out

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Senator Ted Cruz, quick question. Off the top of your head, how would you spell a word that starts with a P and means a utopia š
When you finish reading a really long fic and donāt know what to do with yourself
gay ppl be like yea these are my comfort characters *literal ray of sunshine*, *murderer*, *war criminal*, *six feet under*
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A WIP of my first ever leatherworking project. Itās gonna be a bag! And itās gonna be adorable!
wait, you mean itās going to get even cuter than it already is?! SIGN ME THE FUCK UP
Thatās the goal, anyway! Progress:
Painting up the main piece! Gonna antique it tomorrow. Things are going slower than Iād like, because a friendās friendās goat chomped a hole through my glove and fingernail and it feels like I slammed my fingers in a car door. Hopefully itāll still be done in time for Christmas!
Everythingās painted! Now I just need to antique it and assemble the bag!
Finish is applied! Time to put everything together!
ITāS DONE! Only glued rather than sewn due to my nommed-on hand, but it still looks nice enough! Better pictures coming soon.
Itās so pretty Iām gonna cry

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so i made a uquiz that tells you which colour magical girl you are. go ape
all these stories about how the modern day dionysian ritual is going out and murdering someone in the woodsā¦the true modern day dionysian ritual is drunkenly going to taco bell at 3 am and i dare anyone to tell me otherwise
like. ive never seen dionysus in the woods but iāve DEFINITELY seen him at taco bell
Okay but if Iām gonna reblog this I need to tell you guys the story of this legendary pachirisu So in the competitive Pokemon scene, thereās whatās called aĀ āmetagameā, which is whatās generally used and what is/isnāt allowed in competitive battling. Certain pokemon are banned from theĀ āmetaā because of being too powerful. Others arenāt generally used because there are better alternatives, or theyāre simply too weak. People base their entire strategies around the expectation that theyāll be facing certain pokemon, and attempt to counter them with certain pokemon. But the problem with this meta is, during the 2014 World Championships, there were a small number of pokemon choices that everybody had.Ā Gardevoir, Kangeskhan, Salamence, Tyranitar, Talonflame, Garchomp⦠the same pokemon coming up again and again. Things werenāt really all that interesting. And then came the Double Battle World Championship.Ā And this guy.
Park Se Jun. One of the best players in the world. He used a Pachirisu with Nuzzle (a move with 100% paralysis chance), Super Fang (cuts targetās HP in half) and Follow Me (a move that redirects attacks AWAY from allied pokemon), and equipped with a recently-buffed Sitrus Berry. And he turned the metagame on its head, because nobody in the championships had prepared for anything outside their incredibly restrictive expectations. Their strategies and planning were completely tripped up by an electric squirrel. Battling his Pachirisu in incredibly tight synergy with the rest of his team, Park Se Jun swept the finals and became World Champion of 2014 Doubles.
And that is the story of the #BASED GOD PACHIRISU.
To give more details on Pachirisu and this Pachirisu in particular:
Pachirisuās stats arenāt great. They arenāt terrible, but they arenāt great. Of the four Pokemon involved in this particular exchange, Salamence and Garchomp have a base stat total of 600, Mega Tyranitar has 700, and Pachirisu has 405. Yeah.
To make things worse, Pachirisu is a gimmick Pokemon of a class known as aĀ āPikachu cloneā. Its entire purpose is to be a generic Electric-type with middling stats and chubby cheeks. It was never built for high-level play, and a lot of people will even say that itās not worth it for casual because there are so many better Electric-types.
Pachirisu does have a couple of things going for it, though. Firstly, its Special Defence and Speed stats arenāt totally garbage, and its Defence isnāt bad either. This means that it can take a hit if you train it right (which Se Jun did).
Secondly, the moveset that this particular Pachirisu had was a brilliant one for what Se Jun wanted it to do. Nuzzle deals a tiny amount of damage but is guaranteed to paralyse anything that isnāt an Electric- or Ground-type. Paralysis halves speed and gives you a 50/50 chance of not being able to do anything that turn. Thatās HUGE. This is a game in which most major attackers are fast as hell, and outspeeding is vital to pretty much all strategies.
Super Fang, as mentioned, is guaranteed to do 50% damage to anything thatās not a Ghost-type. Pachirisu cannot explicitly KO with this, but what it can do is break down its opponentsā defences. You canāt use inventory items in competitive play, so itās unlikely that this damage will be healed, and 50% damage can make the difference between Pachirisuās partner taking two moves to defeat its opponent vs taking one move.
Follow Me redirects opponentsā moves onto Pachirisu if they would have otherwise hit Pachirisuās partner. This lead to the instance above, in which Pachirisu survived a hit from a Draco Meteor (a 130 power attack in a game where 90 power is considered excellent and 100 power or above generally requires major drawbacks). You might thinkĀ ābut if it couldnāt take out Pachirisu, then it couldnāt take out the Salamence it was meant for, right?ā NOPE: Salamence is weak to Dragon-type attacks like Draco Meteor and so would have taken double damage. Thatās probably a KO.
But the real purpose of Follow Me was for Pachirisuās intended partner: Gyarados. Depending on the situation, Gyarados takes either double or quadruple damage from Electric-type attacks, which is a shame because Gyarados is otherwise terrifying. Pachirisu has the passive ability Volt Absorb, which means that itās healed by Electric-type attacks rather than taking damage from them. So if you try to use an Electric-type attack on that Gyarados thereās a very good chance that you will end up healing Pachirisu instead. Not what you want, especially when this particular Pachirisu is so unbelievably bulky.
Oh, and its last move is Protect, which totally nullifies damage on Pachirisu for that turn. Useful if Pachirisu canāt do anything useful this turn but you donāt want to swap it out.
And that Sitrus Berry? Yeah, that thing recovers 25% of Pachirisuās total HP the moment it goes below 30% total. So if you just barely fail to kill Pachirisu, itās going to heal itself. Have fun.
The last thing Pachirisu has going for it, at least in this case, is intimidation. The universal response to this team wasĀ āWho the fuck brings a fucking Pachirisu to the World Championship?!ā But then you realise that Se Jun is totally serious about this ridiculous plan. And then you realise that itās working. And then you realise: oh shit, this guy is really good. He knows what heās doing with this.
TL;DR: By all accounts Pachirisu should have been an utterly stupid thing to bring to this level of play, but in practise it was a very clever set-up that took advantage of its decent defensive stats and useful support/survival movepool.
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I could not shade any of this at all. I tried for so many hours but I just canāt. But of course I had to shade the special attack. Pretty blue and onge flames.

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i swear to fucking god i had this innate primordial urge today to learn how to make a cloak for myself and i was nearly sweating and shaking with the effort to not immediately bust out of my work and go learn so i could have just a
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CLOAK
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