cishets are so funny "ok but how likely is it that EVERYONE in a friend group is gay/trans" it is in fact extremely likely because y'all are unbearable to hang out with

who needs therapy when you can Realize™️ things about yourself alone at 1am

it’s all fun and games until the thing you Realize™️ at 1am is that you need therapy 

you’re in her dms, i’m on page 28 of her copy of orpheus and eurydice. we are not the same.

my professor said my assignment was “late” because it was due on friday.........like phil my dude last time I checked the concept of time is dead and days don’t exist anymore

They’re all of pigeons

*doesnt check my academic email* everythings OK

im an hour into portrait of a lady on fire and there's only been one line spoken by a man heaven is real and its in lesbian cinema

I’m not interested in math or heterosexuality