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i fucking hated your shoelaces this entire time

If you become friends with someone they might offer you shelter or sources of protein

I hate that when you’re stressed enough your body just starts falling apart. I think it should realize you’re already stressed and don’t need that and start functioning better actually

When I get older I hope I don’t become a mean bitter old person, I pray that the years of life on this earth do not sour me, I hope when I’m old I’ll be the happy old person in their convertible listening to their favorite music and wearing all of their favorite jewelry that they’ve collected over the years and happily chatting with all of the younger people. And not the mean older person who hulls themself up in their house only coming out to yell at their neighbors, and complaining about the young people these days to anyone who will listen.

knowing that the past tense of "hang" is "hanged" when it's a method of execution can be very entertaining because you'll be watching a horror movie and someone goes "local legend says a woman was hung in these woods" and you're like "👀 good for her I guess"

the thing about being "good with kids" is all it takes is literally just not trying to control and mould them with every interaction. it's just being a normal person and engaging with them through normal interactions like having conversations and playing games. it's just being genuine and friendly and not perceiving them as lumps of wet clay you are there to shape. "oh you're so good with kids" thanks it's because I think they are people