⨳ — REACTIONS FOR BEING STABBED;
send one for my muse's reaction!
“What the fuck, man?” “Alright, that’s fair.” “Not again…” “Do you want this back, or can I keep it?” “I live free of shame.” “Worst assassination ever.” “I’ll still shame you.” “That’s kinky.” “Thanks.” “Infamy! Infamy! They’ve all got it in for me!” “I came out to have a good time and I’m honestly feeling so attacked right now.” “Haven’t been penetrated this deep since ‘06.” “Et tu, [Name]?” “Yeah, well, jokes on you! I’m keeping this! That’s right. A free sword for me.” “Harder, daddy.” “I’m not a tyrant.” “Jokes on you, getting stabbed is my kink.” “Careful, don’t lose your arm in there.” “Curse your sudden, but inevitable betrayal!” “For fuck’s sake, this was my favorite shirt!” “At least buy me dinner first!” “At least stab me in the back! God, you’re a fucking amateur.” “Why though?” “The last guy that stabbed me became my wife/husband.” “I didn’t agree to this.” “No, no, no! You did it all wrong. You’re supposed to stab my heart, not my ass!” “God, I didn’t think I’d lose my first time this way…" “Sic semper tyrannis?” "Maybe use something else than a plastic knife next time.”
















