no more talking stages i have nothing to say

eid mubarak to all those who are celebrating this beautiful holiday. may Allah bless you with sincere happiness and inner peace, bring an end to your struggles and heartache, reward you for all of the sacrifices that you have had to make in order to stay afloat, and grant you the glad tidings and relief that you have been waiting so patiently for.

becoming immortal and extremely fertile by the the regular ingestion of yogurt

ecosocialist degrowth means all American adults will be allotted no more than three graphic t shirts to last them 5 years (one “funny” design, one “cool” design, and one with the name of the largest local college) 

I think <3 is the most important word in human language. Where would we be without it

"You are so quiet" bro i daydream 80% of my time

i love bisexual dads they’re like an endangered species that we need to protect

i hate when the cicadas all stop suddenly like wait my greek chorus . should i be worried

God betraying me blooper reel

by the time I remember to text back it's too disrespectful to even do it

why as a man are you taller than 5’5

kids don’t belong at pride they should be playing with knives and fire