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Whoa, I didn’t realize that it was so deliberate, I honestly thought it was unconscious
Scary, scary.
Gonna add on to this: From the other side of the bar, I see this crap all the time. Seriously. I work at a high-density bar, and let me tell you, I have anywhere from 10-20 guys every night come up and tell me to, “serve her a stronger drink, I’m trying to get lucky tonight, know what I mean?” usually accompanied with a wink and a gesture at a girl who, in my experience, is going to go from mildly buzzed to definitively hammered if I keep serving her. Now, I like to think I’m a responsible bartender, so I usually tell guys like that to piss off, and, if I can, try to tell the girl’s more sober friends that they need to keep an eye on her. But everyone- just so you know, most of the time, when someone you don’t know is buying you a drink, they’re NOT doing it out of a sense of cordiality, they’re buying you a drink for the sole purpose of making you let your guard down. So:
Tips for getting drinks-
1. ALWAYS GO TO THE BAR TO GET YOUR OWN DRINK, DO NOT LET STRANGERS CARRY YOUR DRINKS. This is an opportune time for dropping something into your cocktail, and you’re none the wiser.
2.IF YOU ORDER SOMETHING NON-ALCOHOLIC, I promise you, the bartender doesn’t give two shits that you’re not drinking cocktails with your friends, and often, totally understands that you don’t want to let your guard down around strangers. Usually, you can just tell the bartender that you’d like something light, and that’s a big clue to us that you’re uncomfortable with whomever you’re standing next to. Again, we see this all the time.
3. If you’re in a position to where you feel uncomfortable not ordering alcohol:
Here’s a list of light liquors, and mixers that won’t get you drunk, and will still look like an actual cocktail:
X-rated + sprite = easy to drink, sweet, and 12% alcoholic content. Not strong at all, usually runs $6-$8, depending on your state.
Amaretto + sour= sweet, not strong, 26%.
Peach Schnapps+ ginger ale= tastes like mellow butterscotch, 24%.
Melon liquor (Midori, in most bars) + soda water = not overly sweet, 21%
Coffee liquor (Kahlua) +soda = not super sweet, 20%.
Hope this helps someone out!
Backing this up from years of bar tending.
Adding to this:
When I was a fresh bartender, I had a couple sitting in the corner, already drinking when I started my shift. They seemed like they knew each other really well considering how much they had their hands on one another. But I still came by and asked if they were okay. The man just waved me off while the woman said, “I need some water.”
The man laughed it off and told me, “She doesn’t need any water. She’s fine.”
She was not fine. Clearly. I decided I was going to cut the two off anyway and bring them some water. As I was filling up the glasses, I heard the woman say, “Stop. I said no. I don’t feel good.”
Her tone and attitude changed instantly. She kept pushing his hand away when he reached for her face, turned her head away when he tried to kiss her. Loudly told him, “Stop. I’m done for tonight.”
So I made sure to refill her water the moment she finished it, and I stayed within earshot of them the whole night. And every time I did, the man got mad at me, told me to leave them alone. Their friends were there, surrounding them and told me that those two always fought when they were drunk and apologized, so I relaxed a little. But the last time I refilled her drink, I heard a loud crash.
She fell out of her stool and hit her head on the floor. And he calmly drank his drink. Their friends didn’t even blink. I jumped over the bar to tend to her and he just said, “Don’t worry, I’ll take her home. She always ends up like this. She drinks too much.”
But it didn’t sound right.
Then the woman began convulsing.
I yelled for the other bartender to call 911 and when I did, the guy suddenly disappeared. I tried asking thr friends questions about him and they just blew it off as the woman being a black our drunk. And one of them said, “We’ll get her home. Don’t worry.”
But when thr EMTs showed up with the police, they all disappeared too.
A few days later the woman came with an attorney. She asked me and the other bartender who worked before me some questions. Turns out, she didn’t know any of those people. They weren’t her friends or her boyfriend. They had met that night, when the guy asked her if he could buy her a drink. At the hospital, they found traces of Rohypnol in her system.
The guy had Roofied her. And his friends were in on it.
The security camera footage showed he had put something in her drink when she left for the bathroom before my shift.
So seriously, it happens. You have to be careful with your drinks! Always watch it, don’t let anyone handle it, and take it with you wherever you go–even the bathroom. Or if you’re a regular at that bar, ask the bartender to put it behind the bar. We’ll do it.
Rb for that last add, don’t ever worry about being polite! Protect urself!
REBLOG AND SPREAD THE WORD!
Never EVER trust men
Take it one further, never, ever, trust strangers. Look, I’ve flown wing man with many a friend, gay, straight, and any other stripe of the rainbow. I’m your drink watcher, I’m the sober driver, I’m getting everyone home. Unless we’ve agreed, in advance, that you aren’t coming home with me…and even then you get a status check before you split. I’ve seen women play just as dirty as men. It’s great to have drinks bought for you, but you owe them nothing. Remember, you didn’t ask that person to buy you a drink, they just did. If you don’t have a watcher, and the bar can’t cover, either finish the drink before the bathroom, take it in with you, or simply never finish it. You didn’t buy it, you aren’t out anything!
Non-alcoholic drinks that look like booze:
Seltzer water or club soda with a wedge of lime or lemon
Ginger ale or Sprite with a splash of grenadine (aka Shirley Temple)
Spicy V-8 or tomato juice
Coke and grenadine (aka Roy Rogers)
Iced tea and lemonade (aka an Arnold Palmer)
Kombucha
Sparkling cider or grape juice
You can also ask for virgin mojitos, daiquiris, or pretty much any fancy cocktail - bartenders have plenty of simple syrups and juices they can combine for something spectacular without a drop of alcohol.
Reblogging for this last list especially because guys, don’t assume how much alcohol you can handle if you don’t know.
Especially if you’re alone! Never test your alcohol limits in a public space, it is 100% always better to save the hardcore drunk nights for home or with people you know and trust!
What was the deal with a Hazbin Hotel staff member giving a friend PTSD?
Michael Boggs was involved with the latest short, Addict.
He also ran the “Anon KP Leaks” account a few years ago, which was a targeted harassment and slander campaign which claimed that KP was taking part in slave labor when in reality there was nothing of the sort. It also tried to threaten KP with copyright law that didn’t exist to coerce her into taking down projects many people worked hard on.
A lot of other people contributed to this garbage, which is not unlike the fake-outrage against Vivziepop herself when Hazbin Hotel first launched (note: criticisms of Angel Dust, Vaggie or appropriation of haitian vodou symbols is not included in this statement, those criticism are valid and deserve to be taken seriously).
It ultimately came down to people on her staff her were let go being bitter about it, and a desire to “tear down” a woman for the crime of being the most popular channel in the MLP community as opposed to what they considered more “respectable” channels. This went as far as sexual harassment and doxxing in many cases, and entire people’s careers were centered around abusing KP for the longest time.
KP was adversely affected by all of this, but the community at large didn’t care, and even her friends at the time wanted to sweep all the “drama” under the rug. But that didn’t stop one of them in particular (you know who) from screaming at KP for having the audacity to do a video about mental health with me years later.
So long as Michael Boggs continues to make content for Hazbin Hotel, I will not support that show. This man and his imps hurt my friend.
This is really awful, I can't believe someone who did something like this is sitting on something with so much potential.

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About the French moderator
Ok, so here is the message posted by the team on the french forum
“Hello to everyone,
We are sorry to announce the departure of one of our dear moderators: @samisaka
After all these years, we sincerely thank her for her participation in moderation and her help to you, players.
We wish you a good continuation, samisaka.
Thank you !”
And now, the message posted by samisaka on the forum. This post has been removed, all that’s left is this screenshot for proof, shared on Facebook.
“Ah, Sami, Sami, Sami, you see, by dint of defending your rights, you got fired for moderation.
Well, we will not keep the suspense longer, the info has already circulated to some people, this morning I got fired for moderation, without good reason, without notice, or even without being informed, simply and dirtily. O joy, I am not even surprised by this disrespectful practice of our beloved company Beemoov to censor me (yes, yes, it was the purpose of the maneuver) when I reminded the team that a volunteer has rights, inscribed in the Labor Code and that, happy or not, it must respect them, because the law is what it is and no one is exempt from it.
It’s no surprise to anyone, Beemoov does not really like us pointing out his faults, it’s not a novelty. So when a moderator reminds the team that they have obligation, it must be silenced. So, no, if the team tries to make that happen for a decision on my part, that was never the case and again, they did not even do that in the rules, because here is a copy of the law concerning volunteering:
“It is illegal to use volunteers in the company on a recurring basis, even if they do not stay in the company for very short periods of time.”
“By its status, a volunteer can not be subordinated nor sanctioned”
So, I guess the company’s reaction was to say, “Oh, yes, it should not be known, let’s shut her up”.
Know that trying to silence a person who tries to defend his/her rights is spark things off and that I certainly served as an example to say to the other moderators “see what will happen to you if you do the same thing ”(I did not translate the end of her phsase, I did not understand what she said). I do not know if it’s a total ignorance of the law or if the company is simply trying to override trying to silence us. We are still in an extremely serious situation and now depend directly on the Prud'hommes (in France, “Prud'hommes” is a jurisdiction responsible for settling disputes between employers and employees).
I still wanted to put things in context and explain what is happening to the players who have accompanied me for so many years and in support of my fellow moderators who have found themselves in a situation that they have not not asked for and for which they are not responsible since they are in a situation as illegal as mine.
(Then, she shares a French link explaining in more detail the law, I do not put the link so that Tumblr does not “hide” my post in the tags)
I still wish you a good game and thank you to the players with whom I spent four great years <3
PS: If Beemoov feels inclined to remove this message, I remember that this one is perfectly legal!
As a personal note, I encourage you to circulate this information and the moderators of each server learn about the laws that govern corporate volunteering in their country.
Having read that, please don’t support this dumpster fire of a company.
Firing workers for claiming they have rights? ☑️
Attempting (and failing) to squeeze the wallets of players by implementing a paywall to complete the episodes faster? ☑️
Discouraging fan creativity? ☑️
Failing to protect the private information of the users? ☑️
Failing to warn players of sensitive material? ☑️
Discouraging loyal players by removing three routes and not giving them a happy ending? ☑️
It’s high time the fans of Beemoov games AND their employees, volunteer or not, are treated right. However, it doesn’t seem like that will happen anytime soon. Just go play Sweet Elite @sweetelite-staff or get hyped for the future games at @thehoneybunch

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I Need Help
I know this is very out of the ordinary for me and has nothing to do with My Candy Love in the slightest, but I need serious help.
My ex has put me in nearly $22,000 in debt and I have no way of paying that off currently. I am looking for a job, but no one has hired me yet, so I’m turning to the internet for help.
I’ve started a GoFundMe for anyone who is willing to help me in this situation. I am desperate and I hate asking for help, but I really need it.
Link to GoFundMe page: https://www.gofundme.com/drowning-debt&rcid=r01-154863706466-4a2edec81dc54a2c&pc=ot_co_campmgmt_w
For those of you who share this, and for those who donate, I can’t thank you enough.
Anon Hate IS Illegal.
Guys, I’m not kidding.
Suicide-baiting, cyberharassmemt, cyberstalking, death/rape threats, and hate speech are illegal in all 50 states as well as Australia and the UK.
Please click on any state to learn exactly what the bullying and/or cyberbullying law(s) cover.
There is no legal definition of cyberbullying within UK law. However there are a number of existing laws that can be applied to cases of cyb
cyber-bullying.jpg Cyber-bullying or stalking occurs when someone engages in offensive, menacing or harassing behaviour through the use
Some places include school suspension or expels. Some even include jail time for multiple years.
And yes, they can find someone by username or IP alone.
Also, yes. There are methods of catching someone’s IP. Even under a VPN.
Leo Traynor, an Internet user in Ireland, had a problem. More specifically, he had a troll, a very nasty troll.
So.
Next time you get hit with anon hate?
Casually remind them you can very easily take this to the next level. And they can earn jail time while you lay back in your chair, having saved yourself and everyone else from a violent criminal.
Your online actions have real life consequences.
Make sure they learn that.
(Just in case there’s a “the police wouldn’t do that” - Yes. They absolutely would.
Two 12-year-olds in Florida were arrested for cyberbullying in connection with the death of a middle-school student who police say hanged he
The Kerala police on July 28 took into custody the man alleged to have been the key tormentor of Hanan Hamid, the 19-year-old Kerala student
An Onslow County man was arrested Monday after officials conducted an investigation into a cyberbullying case.
Or a “I can handle it.” No. That person will continue to harass others as well. And one of them may not be as strong as you. So do it for them and everyone else.
Or a “It’s not that severe.” Yes. It is. People have died because of this. It really is that severe.)
Take action. And make sure the lives of these bullies are truly wrecked.
There's over 9 million users on Tumblr now. Reblog if you're one of the few who's never EVER left anon hate in somebody's ask box.
If you can’t reblog this…
NEVER HAVE NEVER WILL
idk why some of yall do! there is enough hatred in this world and you have no business adding to it!
me when maps/pornbots/blogs with creepy darkweb content/icons follow/interact with me

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Why Isn’t Tumblr Freaking Out?!?!
Guys. Article 13 just got passed.
Article 13 just got passed.
Article 13 just got passed!!!!
Article 13 just got passed.
Article 13 just got passed.
Article 13 just got passed!
Article 13 just got passed.
Article 13 just got passed.
I don’t know if I’ve said it enough. So…
ARTICLE 13 JUST GOT PASSED!!!!
I have been on tumblr all morning and haven’t seen one post about it yet! I don’t understand how!
ARTICLE 13 JUST GOT PASSED!!!!
It was a 438 to 226 fucking landslide vote too. (https://www.theverge.com/2018/9/12/17849868/eu-internet-copyright-reform-article-11-13-approved)
They’re voting on it one last time in January 2019, but that’s barely any time to change anything!!!!
You still have time to call your MEPs so PLEASE!!! Do so.
If you’re outside of the EU, sign this petition: https://www.change.org/p/axel-voss-save-the-internet-reject-article-13-and-11?recruiter=839558037&utm_source=share_petition&utm_medium=copylink&utm_campaign=share_petition
If you don’t know what this means, it’s basically then end of how the internet currently is in Europe. Memes? Nope. Youtubers? Bye!
You’d need a license for everything!!!!
And my fellow Americans my be all like, well, what’s the big deal for us? It’s a Europe deal.
No, because the Youtubers there that you love so much? This effects them too! I’m freaking out because Jack, the person who helps my depression go away, may no longer be able to do what he does!
Guys, we need to stop this somehow. Please.
Call your MEPs. Sign petitions. Protest (Peacefully please. Don’t get hurt).
I’m sorry for tagging you guys if you don’t want to be or already know, I just want as many people to know as possible!
I can’t tag everyone, but if you see this, please reblog it. Spread the news. Sign the petition. Call your MEPs. Do what you can to help stop this from passing in January.
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I don’t live in Europe but this needs to be spread
I’m spreading this because this is greatly unsettling to me. I live in europe and really can’t imagine how the future would look like.
I don’t live in Europe but I signed the petition and am signal boosting for all my EU pals. Call your MEPs!
Because they still have to vote for it two more times.. maybe .. that’s why?
All you Americans who are saying “I dont live in europe, but…” You do understand how the internet *works*, right? You *WILL* feel the backlash from this if things go through the way they are going now.
this needs to be spread. article 13 will effect the world.
wait WTF????????????
The fuckers who passed this deserve a metal chair to the head.
At least 10 times
FUCKING IMPORTANT (also remember this affects Dan and Phil too, Brexit hasn’t actually happened yet! And as has already been said, this doesn’t mean everything stays the same for you Americans. Please help us stop this shit!)
Let’s continue spreading the word! Copyright laws are necessary, but article 13 won’t protect the copyright holders, it will only do damage for everyone!