SometimesMyUncleSendsMePuns

Why are nurses always out of red crayons?

We're renovating the house and the first floor is going great.

6:30 is my favourite time of day, hands down

A guy walked into a bar,

Why are elevator jokes so classic and so good?

What did the right eye say to the left eye?

Have you ever tried to eat a clock?

A guy walks into a bar with a newt on his shoulder. The bartender says "What an interesting pet, what's its name?"

A polar bear walks into a bar. He goes up to the bar and says to the bartender,

What's the difference between a Knight and Santa's reindeer?

What do you call a Knight who's afraid to fight?

Last night I dreamt I was in a sword fight with a Knight and he cut off the bottom part of my legs.

Why is Spiderman so good at comebacks?

Mountain lions are rarely spotted in the wild.