sometimes, i make up words.

if you don’t think i’m a princess then you are a 100% right i’m the fucking queen

WHERE IS THE LIE

When I was a kid I hated taking naps and being spanked, but these days I’m pretty into both of them

meninism

young republicans be like “immigrants are taking our jobs!” *has never worked a day in their life* *parents pay for college* *more time to do cocaine and yell at minorities*

THIS IS WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT I live for super-mega-ultra-chunky yarn

I can’t help but see that as normal-sized knitting and the tiniest of humans. 

This is Also Acceptable.

This makes me want to learn how to knit

This is the only unreasonably-priced thing I want as a wedding present. 

me: *never gets over it*

Say what you will about Pluto, I just find it hysterically ironic that it was named for the God that got kicked out of Olympus.

i think its dumb if drug dealers get sentenced to longer in prison than rapists?? like people ask for drugs but no one asks for rape???

Reblogging for the 1 million time because fucking realest thing I’ve read on tumblr.

this was about grocery shopping

they need more thigh high socks for thick thighs

DREAM DATE: take me to barnes and noble, give me $500, leave.